Princess Diaries - little Valentine's story thingy

"Go and find your own stalker to give you candy. Kenny's mine." - Mia

Second-hand quotes (and yesterdays)

*pins Emma on the floor*
"How's your Lexis going to help you now?" - Dan

"You're not on a semantic field now are you?!" - Dan

03/10/07

“They didn’t have plastic lobsters back then!” - Hazel
Um, yeah. 17th century... Long story.

“The cat’s usually here” - Dan
“Usually? We’ve only met the cat once before!” - Hazel

“It looks like it has a nipple” - Dan, commenting on his calippo

*turns the tube of glue around*
“I’m quite offended by that” - Dan
“I’m sorry, it’s PVA” - Hazel
It said 'tube' on it and Dan said there shouldn't be any 'tube's without a 'you' on the beginning.

“You just want a gay man to make you dinner” - Dan
I so do. Lol.

Sometime.. um.. before now... ?

"... prostitution, there are so many career options" - Rai
"Pimp?" - Vicky
"Oh yeah! I could well be a pimp!" - Rai

"Don't just look at it... eat it!" - Vicky, to David
Um, yeah. Random sausage from the fish and chip shop... Jeremy didn't want to eat it.
Well, it was slightly amusing at the time.

Today
"Terrorists are so inconsiderate" - Dan

Good Times

28/09/07

We met a cat on our way home, (s)he followed us (and we encouraged him/her), these comments were made...

"That's a weird noise" - Dan

"Don't meow, it's not that far" - Dan

"That's not even a real noise!" - Dan

In reference to the above statement in italics
"Shall I just change it back to 'him'?" - Hazel
"No, I'm gay, gender confusing is very bad, it's not good for my species" - Dan

24/09/07

"Just shut up, I hate you..." - Mills

"Time flies when you're doing maths" - Harry

Just a few from 21/09/07

"What time did you go to sleep?" - Flora
"I don't know 'cause I passed out" - Dan

"I'm too interesting for this college" - Dan

"Two guys walking up a hill, they must be gay!" - Dan

"He's scratching his head, he must be gay!" - Dan
Dan and his brilliant deduction skills.

Boo!

Today - 17/09/07
"Yay! It's Hitler; I missed him" - Becky

"Lower level brain.. Murray" - Mills
"Yeah? ... I shouldn't have responded to that, eh" - Murray

"Look! My scab is a person!" - Carol
Um, yeah. Drawing on her legs. An attempt to stop Dan and my pen fight. Which really hurt actually... And took ages to scrub off.

"But I was on your side!" - Dan
"Yes, literally!" - Hazel
Yeah, playing bowling on the Wii. I was winning so he sat on me and made me have my go from lying on my side with him sitting on me...

"Women have PMT, Men have too much testosterone; I'm just going to marry a plant" - Dan
Cue comments about 'too much chlorophyll'.

16/09/07
"My dad had another dad when he was little, isn't that weird" - Alex (age 5 - I think)

"I'm pregnant!" - Benny
"How did that happen?" - Carol
Sparkle's 6 year old brother trying to distract him :P.

"Benny, why don't you sit down somewhere where you can spill your drink in a safe way" - Sib
Mother's are clever.

"Why are you knitting animal carcasses?" - Phillip
"Because I had some purple wool and nothing better to do with it" - Carol

"Dad, I'm going to do something very silly" - Benny
*Phillip laughs*
"That would be a change" - Phillip

"They're not hooker boots" But if I were to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a hooker I would wear them" - Carol

Cornwall quotes

Just remembered I have some! These were from the weekend of 24-27/08/07.

"I know why the man walked to St Ives, 'cause there were no car parks!" - Kathy

Having just gone past St. Michaels Hill...
"Aren't we going to see St. Michael's whatsit?" - Mum
*Kathy and I grin*
...
"I thought we were going to see St. Michael's thingymabob!" - Kathy
*giggling ensues - from me and Kathy*
"Oh yeah, we're mature" - Hazel

"I'm fine, no one tooted" - Kathy
"That's not the definition of fine" - Mark

"It's an acquired taste, which we hadn't acquired" - Mark

"With all this stress I must confess, this could be worse than PMS" - Shania Twain, Honey I'm Home
Dad had loads of Shania Twain on his MP3 and I left my CD player at home because it wasn't working properly...

Today!

"Harry doesn't count, he's not really human" - Mills

11/09/07
Going through the lonely hearts adverts for psychology coursework
"Look at this one 'Help! I have no social life.', it's so sad" - David
"Ring them up!" - Rai
"I would but they're looking for gay females... I suppose if they don't have any social life they can't be picky" - David

Old quotes... (and one from today)

10/09/07
"Go away smelly first-years!" – Mills

20/06/07
"Are there scenes of explicit nature?" - Harry
"Naked numbers" - Neville

"What is it about mathematics that makes their hair recede so quickly?" - Harry

"It's like carbon paper, but it's... not got the carbon" - Jayne

Just a couple of quotes here

"Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector; goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg in certain places... whether you want it to or not actually so I've got to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow" - The Doctor, from the episode 'Blink'
(Doctor Who obv.)

"Do you think it's safe to eat breakfast?" - Dan

Roswell Season One - Balance

"Max likes cherry cola, what does Michael like?" - Liz
"Cherry cola with arsenic?" - Maria

Don't know if I've already put this one up but I've discovered that I can watch a whole lot more Roswell episodes on youtube so I watched 'Balance' and thought it was a good quote to put up :P.

"We're leaving now, Alex do you need a ride?" - Isabel
"What I really need is a sedative" - Alex

Running out of titles. This will have to do.

23/06/07
"I mean, I'm not a pigeon but... " - Hazel
Lol, not actually sure what this was about - was talking about something in Wolverhampton... ?

Don't know dates - in the last week

Talking about the new programming language the computing students will use starting now.
"The reason for that is that VB.net can write programs which could actually hack into the system" - Kate
*various - 'ooh cool' noises*
"Why do you tell us this?" - Viraaj
"Yes, perhaps I shouldn't have, but oh well" - Kate

"You're my guinea pigs, I'm sorry for this but it's fun for me to see you suffer a bit" - Kate

"A lazy student is almost an ex-student as far as I'm concerned" - Kate
Good good.

Um, yes.

24/05/07
"Who's that man with the testicles on his face?" - Tash
She really meant tentacles (Davy Jones) but it took a while for her to figure out what she said/why we were all laughing, and rephrase it. Aww, bless, I love Tash :P.

POTC3:
*In the midst of fighting (being married by Barbossa) - shouting*
"Do you take me as your husband?!" - Will
"Yes!" - Elizabeth
"... Great!" - Will

From a while ago?:

"Actually this is strange, you're going to start from question 1" - Mills

"We're not going yet, put your stuff away" - Mills
He meant - don't put your stuff away, lol.

Forced to catch up on Dan vids...

Lol, only really got quotes from one vid as I didn't really think about it whilst watching the others. Oh well. X

ALL QUOTES FROM DAN:

"I do think this is a bit of a man game, so for all you men out there I think you'll enjoy it. Just for men... and violent women *knowing nod*"

"It was just one of those typical bang bang games.. with the, the bang bang"
Waving hands about like 'guns' throughout quote

"I don't see what the fuss is all about, but I guess that men do like big guns... boys will be boys, again, a man's game, Dans not included"
Following on from the previous quote.

"Rayman has decided that bunny should be kicked. What kind of message are you sending to our children? The children we're never going to have!"

"All I keep thinking when I hear the name of this is 'rub a dub dub, three men in a tub', why? because it's called rub a dub!"

"but when you see the duck fall off the edge like that... you can't help but want to do it again"

"aww... killing ducks"

"Ducks are people too"

"You're my security blanket" - Dan
"Well you'll have to sleep with me then" - Nat
Dan's comment: Smooth Nat

Quite a bit older - not sure from when:
"So you're allowed to smoke in the park but not if, like, the park has a... ceiling" - Rai

"There's nothing worse than a *insert word from list below here* student" - Kate
List: lazy, time-wasting, banging; there are more but I don't really remember them - anyone remember more?
This is the terrible Kate quote, used repetitively, again and again and again and again and... well you get the picture.

"I want to eat myself, that's bad" - Kat 2 (and her tasty lipgloss)

"It's gotta be good if it's got a prostitute in it" - Dan/Hazel (we both said it at different times) - talking about films
We then watched 'The Wedding Date', excellent film.

"Ok, and that makes me a retard" - Mills
Lol, he thought I'd done it wrong when really I hadn't - it was in degrees, not radians.

"4÷2 is 8!" - Mills
"Just wait! Chris is on a roll" - Graham

"If I'm in a bad mood I'll eat an apple" - Dan, on healthy eating

"I still think it's a jolly good night for a murder" - Hastings, from 'Murder in the Mews' - Poirot

18/05/07
"A lot of trees have died so that you could have these revision packs, please make sure their deaths were not in vain" - Kate

*To the tune of 'Close to You' by the Carpenters - say the 'Jeremy' bit quickly*
"Why does Jade fancy Jeremy so, even though, he says no" - Rai
*end song*
"'cause she's a rapist" - Jeremy
"Aw, you're just hiding your own feelings" - Jade
"For Jeremy?" - Rai
"Yeah" - Jade
"It's so true" - Rai
:P

"I was just going to see his penis but it was really good!" - Faye about Equus
Lol, reading this quote it sounds like she's saying the penis was really good not the play. But it's the play she meant if you didn't know.

"Yeah, everyone either pretended to be gay, loved the Nazis or cut themselves" - Jeremy, commenting on the 'categories' of his secondary school
...
"Yeah, I was a gay, nazi-loving cutter" - Jeremy
Lol

"I long to be tortured by someone named Charisse but I can see that you do not share my taste" - Henry, from 'The Time Traveller's wife'
Very good book.

03/05/07
"The Hazel-Ann, sounds like a pub" - Jacqueline
"Great, my name sounds like a pub..." - Hazel
"Or a ship of some kind" - Jacqueline

24/01/07
"And that's what we're going to do, unless we do something else" - Mills

I know that I have a couple more quotes somewhere on a piece of cardboard under a running out pad of refill but I'm not sure where I put it... well, when I find it they'll go on here too...

09/05/07
"Yes, it's horrible, it reminds me of you" - Mills
I think this was aimed at Sedgie but it could have just been a general comment to the class

It appears I haven't put these on yet...
From last week:
"Well, Dan was here *waves to the left of her* and forgetting I had this arm *points to left arm* I tried to hit Dan with my other arm and ended up hitting myself" - Emma
Lol, Dan had actually already told me this story and been very amused by it

"I still want to create that machine to zap annoying students" - Kate
"Why don't you?" - Viraaj
"Because A. it's illegal, and B. I don't know how" - Kate

Josh's 'practical' comment on the situation:
"You can just ask me and I'll slap him around the head" - Josh

Rai's birthday :o

08/05/07

"... because psychology is weird and wonderful and vague" - Paula

"We're the best table in the world; if a table could fly, it'd be ours" - Matt
Lol, yeah, we're the best...

"sec²x = tan²x + 1; and just for fun we could do this..." - Mills
...
"This is the highlight of my day" - Graham
...
*in a mundane tone*
"I can't contain my excitement." - Greg
"Oh yes, I can hear it in your voice." - Graham

"Sedgie" - Mills
"Hello" - Sedgie
"Shut up" - Mills
"Okay" - Sedgie
Usual maths interaction.

Evening - Rai's birthday thingy

""There's so much chicken in this chicken!" - Kat (a different one)

"Why don't you just keep digging that hole, you might tunnel out" - Danica

Side note: Met Danica and Bethany today and they're both lovely :)

"Mary-Kate and Ashley, who played Michelle, were great. I miss them, I love them, and I need to borrow some money from them." - John Stamos

MSN Convo... mm, sheep

"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I'm running away now
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
no u're not!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
Yes I am
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
bad HAZIEL!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
HAZIIIIIIIEEEEEL
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I need to do revision!!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
NOOOOOOO
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
GOOD HAZEL :(
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
And then I need sleeeep and stuff
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
thought tht sed sheep then
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
I wondered why you needed sheep
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
:P
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
surely tht shud go in the book which doesn't exist anymore

More for Today

"Thank God I'm an atheist" - Carol, looking back at Dan's oxymoron quote (18/10/06) and thinking of another one

Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"

23/04/07
*talking about equus which Faye saw at the weekend*
"So why did he get naked anyway?" - Matt
"He was gonna have sex with this girl but then he didn't because obviously he fancies me" - Faye

"Oh... I solved a problem which is apparently unsolvable" - Sedgie
The mathematical genius? lol


24/04/07
From my computing teacher Kate:
"It is a bit warm in here so if anyone wants to open a window then feel free... also, if you want to follow it up by jumping out of it, again, feel free"

"There are too many happy students, can't have that; this is not a fun course, I feel very suspicious about happy students"

I <3 Tannya

"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" - Tannya
A less threatening version of the dreaded 'We need to talk'

London, baby!

20/04/07
*holding her travelcard*
"Look! It's curved!" - Kat
"It's Curt?" - Dan and Hazel simultaneously
"Yes, Curt's been in my bra for the last few hours" - Kat

"Let's stop talking about how I'm going to die now" - Hazel
Oh the great topics we have, lol.

"Hey look! It's the London Pie!" - Dan
"The London Pie?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Dan
* Kat turns around to peer out the window*
"Where?" - Kat

Note to Dan/Kat: If you think of any other quotes from yesterday then please do remind me :). Love you! xxx

"Your sister makes me laugh like a goat" - Dan, to Hazel (from ages ago)
Not sure quite how goats laugh, but okay then...

I lack the profound intellect to think of a witty title?

"I lack the profound intellect to think of an enthralling screen name" - Anna's screen name

"Another pastime we enjoyed was Cluedo, the board game which looks at the lighter side of psychopathic serial killing" - Off "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"

December '06 (Off a youtube blog of Dan's which I didn't see til now)

"My parents walked up a hill, I just thought you should know that as they thought I should know that apparently"

"I put my keys in the fridge the other day, as you do, because I wanted to keep them fresh ... really it's because I had some kitchen foil left from the disaster with the chicken"
I really don't understand the logic... ? but it is sort of amusing.

"You should see my artisticness when I'm wrapping my christmas presents; they're... interesting. For anyone who recieves them, you now know why they look like *gestures awkwardly with hands* those hand gestures you just saw"

Good Times

What my mother doesn't know

This is a page from the book What my mother doesn't know (a story of love and confusion) by Sonya Sones. It's an awesome book and very unusual as each page is written kind of differently like a poem or something. It's very cool.

"Shadow Play

We've turned off all the lights
in the living room
to make hand shadows.

We've got this
big flashlight
aimed at the wall.

I make the silhouette of my hand
into a duck.
Robin makes his into a rabbit.

Now my duck kisses his rabbit
And--POOF!--it turns into
a turkey.

And for some reason
this strikes us as hysterically funny.

But you probably had to be there"

20/03/07

*it starts to snow - as seen out our maths class window*
"It's snowing!" - Matt
*Sedgy starts singing*
"I'm dreaming of a white birthday... just like the ones I used to know?" - Sedgie

Hello

19/03/07

"I like these formulas best of all" - Mills
Ah, maths teachers

"Move, you bloody peroxide princess" - Ellis , to Scott
Scott had been holding the door shut with his foot - or attempting to anyway.

"Are you sure you're not a lesbian?" - Dan
"I'm not a lesbian" - Nat
"How about now?" - Dan

Mmm.. abuse

13/03/07
"Yes, it would by child cruelty but it would be worth it" - Kate
Ahh, even the teachers are violent :P

"If I was going to go to prison I might as well go the whole way and actually kill someone!" - Kate
Isn't this inspirational and moral 'advice' to pass on to your students! lol

*Rian holds up a mini whiteboard with the words "I'm with stupid" and a line (which Jacqueline points out is actually pointing towards him - so he readjusts it to point to Beki - who points it back at him)*
"'I'm with'? Should that be 'I am'? ... sorry, couldn't help it" - Greg
"Don't worry, I've got plenty on you mate" - Rian

"I miss people sometimes but my aim is improving"

12/03/07
"Can you tell me what to put there, Dopey?" - Mills
"Umm... some numbers" - Sedgie, aka Dopey
Ahh maths... we are such an intelligent lot :P

"Please, just give me a sine!" - Greg in Maths
NB: May have been inspired by a comment from another class member...

07/03/07
"Master files are normally sequential, unless they are otherwise" - Jayne

"Education is a series of lies to children" - Carol
She thinks that she got this quote from somewhere but doesn't remember where.

This week sometime?

Note: If anyone happens to have a spare small notebook and wants me to continue taking more quotes then you can donate one as I generally just try to remember them and then forget them, lol.

02/03/07 (I think)
"I don't actually remember ever having a time in my life when I thought my penis had been chopped off" - Rai
Talking about Freud's theories of girls having 'penis envy' and fear of having been castrated... Yeah, psychology is weird.

"Are you doing a rabbit impression?" - Natalie to Stewart in History
I don't actually recall what he was really doing...

"It wouldn't be legal to kill Viraaj .. Enjoyable as that would be" - Kate
Explaining what 'legal feasibility' meant.

Earlier quotes I hadn't put in yet:

23/02/07
"The college paints are crap" - Aimee
"Did you just say you're taking crack?" - Dan

"Jodie, what are you doing?" - Dan
"I'm feeding the grass" - Jodie

A quote I was told about on 23/02/07 but probably happened on a previous date:

*Jodie asks for flirting tips*
"Just think of him as a woman" - Tanysha
"Right, so Jodie's a lesbian" - Dan
...
"You should rub him, like in a joking way" - Dan
"That's a rubbish idea" - Jodie
"It's better than being a lesbian!" - Dan

Ages ago..

19/01/07
*Waiting on the street corner for Alice*
"Natasha, what are you doing?" - Joe
"Waiting for customers" - Tash
Lol, her mum told her she looked like a hooker that morning...

Miscellaneous Quotes

Thanks to http://goodquotes.com/ for most of these.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...."

"Treat everyone the same, until you find out they're an idiot"

"You laugh at me because I'm strange, I laugh at you because you're stupid!"

"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey"

"No matter what you do there will always be critics"

"Sinning wouldn't be so popular if it's wages were paid immediately"

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families"

"You only live once, but if you live it right, once is enough"

"If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way you're going to regret it so you might as well do it"

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly" - Robert F. Kennedy

"Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with..."

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"Practice safe eating — always use condiments."

"One of life's mysteries is how a 1kg box of candy can make a woman gain 2kg."

"To love someone is to see him as God intended him" - Fydor Dostoyevsky

"Love is like a war, easy to begin, hard to end"

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

"Remember when American moms used to tell their kids to finish dinner because children were starving in Africa? Well, thanks a lot Mom - Africans are still starving and American kids are obese" — Larry Baum.

"Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ??"

"A closed mouth gathers no feet."

"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got !"

"If I could lie, I would be in marketing."

"I think you should profit from the mistakes of others. You don't live long enough to make them all yourself."

"Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job."

"When the going gets tough, everyone leaves."

"You sound reasonable... Time to up my medication"

"Who me? I just wander from room to room"

"At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits"

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste, that's why I save it for special occasions"

"You're so open-minded, your brains fell out"

"Trust your first impressions, it seems that thinking only confuses you"

"Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?"

"Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film"

"There is only one thing that can keep growing without nourishment: The human ego"

Hazel favourites...

"Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself."

"If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk"

"I have the answer in my head, I just haven't found it yet"

"Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it..."

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." - Bilbo Baggins (The Fellowship of the Ring: J.R.R. Tolkien)

"I stopped to think and forgot to start again"

"If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one."

"You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them."

"It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?" — Matt Diamond.

"Being pessimistic makes you a less hopeful person, but almost always a correct one" - Andy Bodine

"Two Rules For Success: 1) Never tell people everything you know."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid"

"I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me"

"Someday we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject"

"My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely"

"Never argue with idiots. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you with their experience"

"I used to have a handle on life, then it broke"

"Been there, done that, stole the t-shirt"

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"

In NZ

09/02/07
"Apart we're annoying, together we're reeeeally annoying" - Hazel, referring to Dillon
"True" - Carol
Isn't it good that we live in different countries then?

"Yeah, you stand up for your.. girly manhood" - Pei Yuin, to Dillon

31/01/07
"You've got a moustache on your tummy" - Samantha (to Alex)

"Yeah, eventually I'll get me one of those wife-things" - Alex

02/02/07
"I was wrong, it's not sadness, it's mischief, if there was a book called 'mischievous' I would have given it to you" - David

"Nah, she'd like, take it home and use it for something" - Mark
Talking about what grandma would do with the urn.

Random quote just recieved from Daniel:
"Look, that man's dancing, he's moving his feet" - Nicolle
"That's called walking" - Dan

Yay! More quotations are good.

Random un-dated quotes:
"I haven't got both marks" - Paula
"It's 'cause you're a fool" - Michael
*Paula gives him the finger*

"Yes Mr Eye-contact" - Kate to Viraaj

"If I have your attention I would appreciate it because I'd like you more" - Kate

17/01/07
Talking about History stuff- basically Stewart not conforming to Nazi ways at the time.
"What would he fall into" - Natalie
"Asocial" - David
"Prostitute, homosexual..." - Viraaj

"What if I said I had a criminal record for violent crime" - Natalie
"Wouldn't be a surprise" - David
*Insert random 'oooh's and comments*

Random quote which Dan talked about, don't know who said this but I think it may have been to a male: "If we were in Iraq, you would be my wife"

09/01/07
"Mr concentration span of a flea... not looking at anyone in particular as it applies to several of you" - Kate

"So remember that in your exam, don't do a Sophie" - Paula

05/01/07
"You had to be there." - Dan
"I was there!" - Hazel

"These aren't made for people like me!" - Jodie
"Retards?" - Dan and Clarky in unison

"Who should have pet Bambis?" - Hazel
"Everyone!" - Chelsea
Not sure why we were talking like this... I think we were actually talking about something to do with Barbies... I think it was because of prawns on a barbie or something :S

NB: Quote given to me by Chelsea: "Have you ever tried to get jelly out of a sleeping bag?" - Kimberly

"I walk into doors without noticing" - Chelsea
"I think you'd notice" - Hazel
She meant 'without meaning to'

"I put my door to my ear" - Chelsea

"It's his birthday, Clarky deserves to be ran after" - Dan

"Clarky deserves to be ran after" - Dan
"Ran over?" - Hazel
Dan thought this part deserved it's own quoty bit.

15/12/06
"Listen, there's no Star Wars, no Godfather and no Bambi!" - Natalie
The boys were suggesting many different ideas for films to watch - the actual ones we were supposed to be watching were History videos, lol.
NB: Robert Carlyle makes a brilliant Hitler in "Hitler: The Rise of Evil".

13/12/06
"I eat my pens"
...
"Well, not eat them, but chew them" - Matt
How many people do you know who eat pens? Mmm... Pen swallowing...

"Could you at least cough in an Australian accent?" - Paula
Paula was having an Australian accent day, she has them occasionally, she does have a fantastic talent for an Australian accent I must say, she was making us all answer the register with "G'day" and I think it was Kiera who coughed at her name...

"Yeah, I don't believe in luck, I believe that you have to make your own luck" - Stewart/Steven (Both commenting)
"If there was no such thing as luck then how would you make it?" - Natalie

11/12/06
"All the chinese girls did well, all the chinese boys badly" - Mills
"Maybe I'm a chinese girl" - Sedgie