08/12/06
"Don't walk sexily" - Alex, in tutorial
We were talking about personal safety, and what advice you would give to a female friend who thought she was being followed home from college by an unknown man. Another answer - given by Ellis - was 'Stab him' but somehow I think this could cause trouble, lol.
-After Rai talked about her traumatic start to school (her mum leaving)-
"But I didn't grow up emotionally disturbed or anything" - Rai
*Paula snorts*
Gotta love teachers like that...
06/12/06
"Aah! I swear that bush wasn't there a minute ago" - Tash
"You know when you lift up your jacket and you realise you've also lifted up your skirt?" - Holly
"I do that!" - Dan
"What, when you're wearing a skirt?" - Holly
"Yeah, all the time" - Dan
"I'll be laughing on... the side of your face when they do" - Dan
I'm not quite sure what he was he was getting at here...
"Your writing's getting smaller and smaller, you really are going to turn into a girl" - Mills to Sedgy
"Who wants it Thursday?" - Mills
"Who wants it?" - Beki
Talking about the qualifying exam
"How many siblings?" - Paula
"5 and a half" - Hannah
She meant a half brother, not half a sibling...
05/12/06
"If I can have your attention I would appreciate it because I'd like you more" - Kate
Friday, December 08, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
Surprise! More quotes...
29/11/06
"Here you go, the muffin comes with homework" - Mike
Mike came into the lesson and gave Jayne a muffin... for some strange reason - she was a bit wary of it (with good cause really, knowing the guys in my class) and in the end gave it to Matt for good work. Plus - on Mike's student comment it said 'I liked this homework it was fun' with a heart at the end, Steven added xx on the end of it, lol.
"I saw cockburn in my garden" - Steven
Still going on about the whole cockburn thing... (They convinced Jayne it was a bird...)
"Where's David?" - Jayne
"Go find him" - Mike
"Jayne, get rid of the spider, it's huge and scary!" - Mike
*Cue the boys running around like prats and making a big issue out of it*
28/11/06
"What do you need to bring to your next lesson?" - Kate, to Mike
"A brain?" - Robert
23/11/06
"I saw your phone down there, I can see things down there!" - Jayne
Viraaj was holding his phone under the table...
Random insert: Last week sometime we were in History, Matt was bored and drew a halo on Hitler, then when we commented on it he turned it into a hat which Faye thought looked like a saucepan. So Hitler is now known for his saucepan hat.
22/11/06
"Let's do flapjacks!" - Rai
She meant star jumps...
"I'll do it with you... well, not IT" - Dan
20/11/06
"It's national 'bring in the wrong folder day" - Sedgie
15/11/06
"Your hatred makes me love you more" - Dan
"My hatred makes me hate you more" - Rai
"Oh, I love you. Let's get married" - Dan
"Sorry, I only go for straight guys" - Rai
"I could be!" - Dan
14/11/06
"What do you mean?" - Maxwell
"Yes" - Kate
"Here you go, the muffin comes with homework" - Mike
Mike came into the lesson and gave Jayne a muffin... for some strange reason - she was a bit wary of it (with good cause really, knowing the guys in my class) and in the end gave it to Matt for good work. Plus - on Mike's student comment it said 'I liked this homework it was fun' with a heart at the end, Steven added xx on the end of it, lol.
"I saw cockburn in my garden" - Steven
Still going on about the whole cockburn thing... (They convinced Jayne it was a bird...)
"Where's David?" - Jayne
"Go find him" - Mike
"Jayne, get rid of the spider, it's huge and scary!" - Mike
*Cue the boys running around like prats and making a big issue out of it*
28/11/06
"What do you need to bring to your next lesson?" - Kate, to Mike
"A brain?" - Robert
23/11/06
"I saw your phone down there, I can see things down there!" - Jayne
Viraaj was holding his phone under the table...
Random insert: Last week sometime we were in History, Matt was bored and drew a halo on Hitler, then when we commented on it he turned it into a hat which Faye thought looked like a saucepan. So Hitler is now known for his saucepan hat.
22/11/06
"Let's do flapjacks!" - Rai
She meant star jumps...
"I'll do it with you... well, not IT" - Dan
20/11/06
"It's national 'bring in the wrong folder day" - Sedgie
15/11/06
"Your hatred makes me love you more" - Dan
"My hatred makes me hate you more" - Rai
"Oh, I love you. Let's get married" - Dan
"Sorry, I only go for straight guys" - Rai
"I could be!" - Dan
14/11/06
"What do you mean?" - Maxwell
"Yes" - Kate
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