Various...
Here are a few quotes that I had left on my phone...
"If I die, fill my coffin with cheesecake and cider"
- Matt
"Big box, little box, cardboard fish"
- Harly
"Who took that photo?"
- Georgia
"A goat"
- Matt
"I will break your hand with an axe!"
- Tane, to Peter
He's only 6! Already threatening people about 9 times his age...
Also here are some quotes from the facebook page 'I hate it when you're with MC Hammer and he won't let you touch anything':
I hate it when you're with Lil Bow Wow and he keeps on asking you 'where my dog's at?'. Not only is it appalling grammar, he clearly isn't responsible enough to have pets!
I hate it when Madonna and Justin Timberlake are too busy standing on cars to save the world
I hate it when Bruce Springsteen dances in the dark and knocks things over. Idiot.
I hate that Aerosmith are constantly watching me because they don't want to miss a thing, it's unnerving.
I hate that I always find 50 Cent in da club. Does he even have a house to go home to?
I hate it when you're alone with Elvis and he's got a suspicious mind...
I hate the fact that Starship were given permission to build a city of rock and roll, it's just irresponsible.
I hate it when you're a weather man. Bewitched blame everything on you.
I hate being with No Doubt. They never let me speak.
I hate how One Republic hold a grudge. I said I'm sorry, ok?!
Labels: Georgia, Harly, Matt, Random, Tane
Latin Joke
I came across this on a friend's facebook page and looked it up out of curiosity. It's a rather bad joke, but brilliant under those circumstances, lol. Apparently it's quite an old joke..."Semper ubi sub ubi"
(Technically meaning 'Always where under where')
There was also another one next to the explanation of this one:"Ubi o ubi est meus sububi"
Though this was not explained, I think it is quite obvious when you know the first one...
Labels: Random
George Bush and POTC2
"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them"
- George BushA couple of quotes from POTC 2"It's real!"
- Elizabeth"You were actually telling the truth."
- Norrington"I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised."
- Jack"There will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
- Elizabeth"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by."
- Jack
Facebook group
"I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves!"
There are also some rather awesome Vulcan pick up lines, and also Christian pick up lines - I may put some of these on at a later date...
"Your floor is more hoovered than my floor" - Harly
"I can't believe I got cut by a duvet" - Harly
"This quiz is like the lottery, you have to pay a pound to play but you have to answer questions to get the money" - Matt
Labels: Harly, Matt
From 'Bumper Stickers'
They're not really bumper stickers because I found them on the internet, not on cars, but they're still referred to as that...'Let's eat Grandma!'
or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' - punctuation, it saves lives
There's a fine line between speaking with a British accent and sounding drunk.
If you noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
The fact that you don't understand does NOT mean that it doesn't make sense.
Oh yes, and here are a couple I had on my phone but hadn't got around to putting up...Overheard at Tesco"Can we get some of this?" - Girl
"No, you're not colouring your hair, you're seven!" - Her dad
On a T-shirt"I aim to please. But I often miss."
Soul Survivor
"I think I'm a bit hysterical, I'm kind of laughing at anything."
- Hazel"I know, that's why I'm talking to you. A budding member of society."
- ClareLabels: Clare, Hazel
