Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Plaques

These were on plaques at my cousins' house :P

"Raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree"

"Oh, I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have"

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Doo wop wop

Here's a couple of quotes off my phone...

"I say that to stop the little children from biting my toes" - Kat
"Does that happen often?" - Clarky

"I sort of wish I had a twin 'cause I do think the world would be a better place with another me" - College student
I got this quote while walking from college to the train station - the person was behind me and I overheard the comment which I found rather amusing...

These are a few quotes that Carol has on badges, I saw them the other day and severly coveted them :P

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"No more Ms Niceperson"
"Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light"
"667 - the neighbour of the beast"

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The Swan Princess

"'What else is there?'! She says, 'Is beauty all that matters?' and you say, 'What else is there?'!" - Rogers
"It was dumb, I know!" - Prince Derek
"You should write a book, 'How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less'" - Rogers
I love this, though the language-obsessed section of my mind was still thinking 'fewer!'

"Think! You must see something other than Odette's beauty" - Rogers
"Of course I do, Rogers. She's like, you know, how about... and then... I mean right?" - Prince Derek
*Rogers raises his eyebrows*