Wednesday, October 28, 2009

From 'Bumper Stickers'

They're not really bumper stickers because I found them on the internet, not on cars, but they're still referred to as that...

'Let's eat Grandma!' or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' - punctuation, it saves lives

There's a fine line between speaking with a British accent and sounding drunk.

If you noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

The fact that you don't understand does NOT mean that it doesn't make sense.


Oh yes, and here are a couple I had on my phone but hadn't got around to putting up...

Overheard at Tesco
"Can we get some of this?" - Girl
"No, you're not colouring your hair, you're seven!" - Her dad

On a T-shirt
"I aim to please. But I often miss."