Shrek 2 and Various Quotes

Shrek 2:

"Who on earth are they?" - Harold
"I think that's our little girl" - Lillian
"That's not little, that's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?" - Harold
"Well he's no Prince Charming but they do look-" - Lillian
"Happy now? We came, we saw them, Now let's go before they light the torches" - Shrek
"They're my parents!" - Fiona
"Hello! They locked you in a tower!" - Shrek
"Hey, that was for my own-" - Fiona
"Good! Now here's our chance, lets go back inside and pretend we're not home!" - Harold
"Harold! We have to be-" - Lillian
"Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!" - Shrek
"Shrek stop it! Everything's going to be-" - Fiona
"A disaster! There is no way-" - Harold
"You can do this" - Fiona
"But I really-" - Shrek
"Really-" - Harold
"Really" - Lillian
"Don't" -Fiona
"Want" - Harold
"To" - Shrek
"Be" - Lillian
"Here" - Harold and Shrek

"Harold; you've forced me to do something I really don't want to do *window winds down*" - Fairy Godmother
*gasp*"Where are we?" - King Harold
"Well hi there, Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy, may I take your order?" - Server
"My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy!" - Fairy Godmother

"Fiona's father paid you to do this!?" - Shrek
"The rich king? Si" - Puss
*Shrek drops Puss in Boots*
"Well... So much for dad's royal blessing" - Shrek
"Aw, come on Shrek, don't feel bad; almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you" - Donkey
"Gee, thanks" - Shrek

"I have misjudged you" - Puss
"Join the club, we've got jackets" - Shrek

"Aaah... P,p,p,p,p Princess... Cinderella! Here we are, lived happily ever after. Oh! No ogres; Let's see, Snow White, a handsome prince, oh, no ogres, Sleeping Beauty, oh, no ogres, Hansel and Gretel no, Thumbelina no! The golden bird! The little mermaid! Pretty woman! No, no, no, no, no!" - Fairy Godmother

"How do you feel?" - Shrek
"I don't, feel any different, do I look any different?" - Donkey
"You still look like an ass to me" - Puss

"Oh Shrek, don't worry, Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you" - Donkey

"Aaooow! Oh God, help me please! My racing days are over! I'm blind! I'm blind! Tell the truth, will I ever be able to play the violin again?" - Donkey, pretending to have just been run over

"Thank-you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you, unless of course, I can't find you, or if I forget" - Shrek

"It was all just a stupid mistake. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place" - Shrek
"*gulps down a drink and sighs* I hate mondays" - Puss

"She loves that... pretty boy, Prince Charming" - Shrek

"*continued from other rantings* You're supposed to say I have a right to remain silent! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!" - Donkey
"Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity" - Shrek

Other quotes:

"Don't drink drive, it's a washing powder" - Told to me by Carol who I think saw it on one of her friends' msn names

"We can come down tomorrow and play the Skims... It's like the Sims but with more calcium" - Carol
Slip of the tongue...

"In your endless pursuit to take over the world, you've learned three things: one, always dress the part; two, crime really does pay; and three, never stop to reveal your nefarious plans before you actually carry them out" - Message from the Sims 2 when they reach the top of the Criminal Career

"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do but a boy's gotta do what a girl wants him to" - Quote from an msn name of one of my contacts
Actually on his it said something more like 'â ĢĨŕĺŠ ġŏŤŧÀ Ðô' etc. but I don't particularly like that sort of typing and therefore go with the more normal approach to typing. Oh yes, and it also said 'wants him to do' at the end rather than 'wants him to' and I thought I'd shorten it because it works better.

One of my favourite bible verses

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

- 1 Corinthians 13:4-7

Pride and Prejudice - Film

"Good heavens..., People!" - Mr Bennet

"Count your blessings Lizzie, if he liked you, you'd have to talk to him" - Charlotte

"Did I just agree to dance with Mr Darcy" - Elizabeth
"I daresay you will find him very amiable, Lizzie" - Charlotte
"It will by most inconveniant since I have sworn to loathe him for all eternity" - Elizabeth

"Do you talk as a rule while dancing?" - Mr Darcy
"No, no I prefer to be unsociable and taciturn, makes it all so much more enjoyable don't you think" - Elizabeth

"He's here! He's here, he's at the door! Mr Bingley!" - Kitty
"Mr Bingley! Oh my goodness! *rushing around* everybody behave naturally! And whatever you do, do not appear overbearing!" - Mrs Bennet
"Look, there's someone with him! Mr whats-his-name pompous one from before" - Kitty
"Mr Darcy?!" - Mrs Bennet

Raise your voice and X-men

I seem to be getting all my quotes from films at the moment... I think it's because I'm not seeing my friends that much (and I don't carry round my bimble bible much anymore... I think I might have lost it, will have to get a new one if I can't find it by beginning of term...)

Raise your voice:
*trips Terri*
"I'm so sorry! That was me, are you ok?" - Kiwi
"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm sorry that was my fault I was in the way" - Terri
"No, it's good, it's my fault, I should really learn to stand" - Kiwi
*Terri gives him a quick smile and leaves*
*Kiwi quickly sits down again, puts the headphones on and listens to the scream noise caught on tape* "Awesome" - Kiwi

"Oh spring, when a young man's fancy turns to love, did you guys see that?" - Kiwi
"What?" - Jay
"Oh it's weird, 'cause there's a hole, in my chest where my heart used to be, because someone else yanked it out and she doesn't even frickin' care, that she did it" - Kiwi (About Sloane)

"What if I told you you were the coolest girl ever, Jay, I like this girl, You know how to pick 'em, I've always said that haven't I Jay" - Kiwi, to Terri after she suggested she introduce Kiwi and Sloane
"Yeah.. *to Teri* he has always said that" - Jay
"Kiwi's seal of approval" - Kiwi

"You're in" - Terri, after arranging for Sloane to go out
with them
"Aoh! *puts a hand to his chest* You beautiful little pentunia! (Says something in french) *swoons*" - Kiwi

X-men:
After Mystique impersonated Logan
*Logan walks in*
*Cyclops puts his hand up to the dial on his visor*
*holding up his hands*"Hey, hey, it's me" - Logan
"Prove it" - Cyclops
"You're a dick" - Logan
"Ok" - Cyclops
*they both lower their hands*

"Can't sleep?" - Boy (random mutant, telekinetic?, sitting watching TV)
"How can you tell?" - Logan
"'Cause you're awake" - Boy
"Right" - Logan

The Prince & Me + Narnia

The Prince & Me:
"Don't worry, I'll be by your side the entire time" - Soren
*they enter the room*
"Soren, get out" - Queen Rosalind
"Yes, your majesty" - Soren

Narnia:
"It's our sister, sir, Lucy" - Susan
"The weeping girl" - Professor
"Yes sir, She's upset" - Susan"
"Hence the weeping" - Professor

Ever After and Audrey Hepburn

Ever After:

"I am visiting a cousin" - Danielle
"Who" - Prince Henry
"My cousin" - Danielle
"Yes you said that, which one?" - Prince Henry
"The only one I have, sire" - Danielle

"You will marry Gabriella by the next full moon or I will strike at you in any way I can" - King Francis
"What's it to be father, hot oil or the rack" - Prince Henry
"I will simply, deny you the crown and, live... forever!" - King Francis

Audrey Hepburn films:

"I plan to enter her sick room disguised as a thermometer" - Joe, Roman Holiday

"I can't even hear myself think, and I'm trying to think in French!" - Maggie, Funnyface

"Dick, have you gone out of your mind?!" - Jo
"We'll talk about that later!" - Dick, pulling her out of the cafe

"I get it; she put herself in your place, so if you put yourself in her place then you're bound to run into each other in somebody's place!" - Maggie, to Dick, about Jo

Harry Potter Films

Prisoner of Azkaban (to be confirmed):
"Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set" - Sirius, to Snape

"Look at you two, arguing like an old married couple" - Snape, to Sirius and Lupin

"Now now Snape, don't be stupid" - Lupin
"He can't help it, it's habit by now" - Sirius

Goblet of Fire:
"It's not like I try to blow things up exactly it just happens a fair bit, you have to admit though, fire's pretty fascinating" - Seamus

"Alright everyone, go back to your knitting, this is going to be uncomfortable enough without all you nosy sods listening in" - Either Fred or George

"Don't you remember? I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Parvati told Dean that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus never actually told me anything so it was really me all along. I thought it'd... be alright, you know, once you figured that out" - Ron
"Who could possibly figure that out? It's completely mental"- Harry
"Heh.. yeah, it is isn't it, suppose I was a bit distraught" - Ron
"... *with a slightly exasperated tone* boys!" - Hermione

"Silence! The house of Godric Gryfinndor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries, I will not have you in the course of a single evening besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons" - Prof. McGonagall
"Try saying that five times faster" - One of the Weasley twins to the other
*They proceed to do so*

"Hermione, you're a girl" - Ron
"Oh well spotted" - Hermione
Ron and Harry trying to get dates for the Yule Ball

"There she was, walking by. You know I like it when they walk" - Ron
Talking about Fleur Delacour and the girls from Beaubatons

*You see Hermione and Victor dancing - and enjoying themselves*
"Ruddy pumpkin head isn't he" - Ron
"I don't think it was for books that had him going to the library" - Harry

"I suppose Victor's already figured it out" - Harry
"I wouldn't know, we don't actually talk about the tournament; actually we don't really talk at all; Victor's more of a physical being" - Hermione
*Cue amused/cheeky grin from Harry and partially embarrassed but amused laugh/sigh from Hermione*
"I just mean he's not particularly loquacious" - Hermione
"mhm *knowing look*" - Harry

"Polyjuice potion? Kicked the habit" - Harry

"Come seek us where our voices found" - Harry
"That's obvious, the black lake" - Hermione
"An hour long you'll have to look" - Harry
"Again, obvious, though admittedly potentially problematic" - Hermione
"Potentially problematic?! When's the last time you held your breath underwater for an hour Hermione?" - Harry

28th of July quotes, simply not posted until now:

"blonde eyes and blue hair" - Hazel talking about Aryans
Tannya was amazed that I had a 'blonde moment'

"She was fondling/very fond of the mushrooms" - Dan/Tannya about Katrina

"Praising the light that she was a lesbian" - Dan
(Not sure where this came from, well... I suppose sleepovers cause weird comments)

"The almighty light of many dead flies" - Tannya, commenting on the last quotes

"Don't you rub me in that tone!" - Dan to Tannya
Lol, again, just another strange moment

And here's a quote from 'Sky High', a fantastic film about superheros...
"So in the end my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend" - Will Stronghold (main character)

In the beginning...

... there was a quote. This began the tradition of quote collection. I have continued this tradition. Now, there is a blog. This blog is called Radioactive Quotations. It is my new more efficient way of recording quotes. I previously recorded quotes on my site, this has now become an archive of all the quotes from my school. Now I'm moving on to college I'll start over. Here we go again...