Quotalicious

20/10/06
"We're in a whore-shaped shoe" - Dan
Artistic license... he actually said 'horse-shaped shoe' but I thought he said 'whore-shaped shoe' and what he actually meant was 'horse-shoe shape'

"What's my-" - Alice
"Extra boobs" - Tash
Don't really remember what this was about... apart from the fact that it was about the gel bras that Alice and Tash bought (And waved around whilst walking down the high street)

"Hazel, stop doing that" - Dan
Ok, don't remember why this was amusing really, Dan told me to write it down so I did

"Everytime we touch, it's friction" - Hazel, to Dan
Yeah... I was really static that day

"If my boyfriend was thinner than me, he'd have a problem, it's called anorexia" - Dan
Dan of course is at the sort of 'skinniest you can get whilst still eating'

"See! I should be a fashion designer and you should be a whore!" - Dan, to Hazel
Don't ask

"I finally got out of my closet and now they tell me to get back in" - Dan

"My nails match my outfit" - Dan
His nails were black, but due to dirt rather than nail polish...

"Make note, he went that way!" - Dan
Random guy we saw...

Thur 19/10/06
"I'm turning 17 next year! Me, 17! That's disgusting!" - Fahima
Well, it is kinda hard to think of Fahima as 17...

Wed 18/10/06
"I'm a ribbon" - Dan

"Let's cross" - Hazel
"I doubt it" - Dan

Tues 17/10/06
"I'm not a nasty pizza" - Fahima
She meant 'nasty person'

Quotes I forgot to add from way back on the 20/09/06
"I want to live above Cafe Nero so I can sneak in at night" - Jodie
"Don't you think you'd be a suspect?" - Dan
"No; just because I have a hole in my floor doesn't mean I go directly in" - Jodie

"I've got used to all that now" - Dan (talking about people trying to trip him up)
"Used to what?" - Jodie
*Dan pulls her hair*
"Aaah!" - Jodie
"Obviously you haven't" - Dan

"Ahh, foetus" - Dan

25/09/06
"I need to e-mail Megan" - Hazel
"You need to eat your leg?!" - Dan
Deaf that boy...

From e-mails sent to me...

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday" - Noelle, aged 7

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out"

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them; I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words"

Tuesday 17th October
"People called Olly are retards. It's a fact of life." - Dan

"I can't kiss him without laughing" - Alice, about Dan

"Get up, gravity is not on my side" - Alice (trying to get up after lying on Dan and Dan trying to trip her up)

"You broke her leg!" - Jodie
"Don't exaggerate. We broke Clarky's leg" - Dan
"Yep, that's right" - Clarky

"... see?! Isn't that stalking. But I'm not spreading it. I'm not telling anyone! I mean, I just told you, but that was... explaining the situation!" - Jodie
Emma had been apparently saying that Jodie was spreading rumors about her [Emma] stalking someone

"I tell lies, that's part of the fun of my job" - Kate (Computing Teacher)

Wednesday 18th October (Today)
"I'm a happy flap" - Dan

"I'm an atheist, let me pray" - Dan, thinking of oxymorons (He's actually agnostic)

*There was another quote - need to ask Dan, I think he wrote it somewhere...

Desperate Housewives
"Please, you're dating my wife, call me Rex" - Rex, to George
Just starting to vaguely get into Desperate Housewives under the Dan influence...

People...

10/10/06
"I'm not laughing, I'm smiling at your ignorance" - Dan, to Ben
Hehe, pure brilliance, Dan commented later that day that it was something I would say.
Lol, he's so right.

"Is Freud dead, Miss?" - Yassir
"Yes" - Paula
"That's good" - Yassir
Kinda amusing, not saying I particularly agree, but then I don't necessarily disagree either...

"Maybe he sniffed too much; you decide" - Paula, about Freud

16/10/06
"Goodbye, we're going to go have some queer sex" - Alice
"Oh yes" - Dan