Yeah, am now 'emptying' the back of my pukka pad and bits of my planner of their briefly scribbled quotations. But first, one that Carol quoted to me from something she saw on the internet somewhere (this is my current msn name):
"Make awkward sexual advances, not war"
Now on to the other stuff, starting from two where I know the dates...
23/06/08
"Pretzel" - Dan
"Oh, I didn't write that one" - Hazel
"What? You left out half our friendship!" - Dan
"If half our friendship was pretzels I don't think we had much of a friendship" - Hazel
I'd just been writing in Dan's leaving book and 'pretzel' is one of the things he attempts to rhyme with 'Hazel'
31/03/08
"I'm just a disnumerate maths teacher" - Mills
And a bunch where I don't know the dates (In the order of where they were in my diary and pukka pad):
Talking about silly class evaluation forms 'SPOC's (though we don't know what it stands for)
"Whoever makes these should be shot, or made to fill in SPOCs for the rest of their lives in a dungeon deep underground" - Franky
"*Reading from the SPOC* 'My teacher asks learners for their views on how it can improve the course, teaching and facilities'. So am I an 'it' now?" - Franky
"We're buggering off to University to get drunk" - Becky
Ah yes, the essence of university... ?
"It's bare confusing, like a multi-coloured bear; wow that's confusing" - Dan
I think it was more funny at the time...
"You look like someone from Chicken Run" - Hazel
"... I don't know how to respond to that" - Becky
Random comment in choir; she really did! It was the expression on her face, I'm not saying she looks like a cartoon chicken or anything. Yeah, another one of the 'you had to be there' moments.
"I'll give you this so you can thingy the doodah innit" - Franky
"He's about as creative as a bowl of cornflakes" - Franky, about Henry
"Sometimes I don't think you love us Chris" - Harry, talking to our maths teacher
"It should be 'u'" - Harry
"Yeah, but I don't like you" - Mills
"I'm going to miss a great deal; that's a whole hour of picking on Murray I'll miss!" - Mills
Next three quotes: Having a very random discussion in psychology about the possibility that Jesus has come back and is currently a small child, soon to grow up and change the world.
"He'll get his magic powers at 16, it's like Sabrina the teenage witch!" - Faye
"Even if this 'Jesus' was real, you're not a snail, so you don't have a point" - Faye
"He will in 2012 turn me into a snail" - Rai
(This whole conversation originated from Faye drawing Rai as a snail)
Part of John's sermon on one of the Sundays - talking about the ability to find your way places (and about sat navs)
"A great quote of mine, as Rosemary knows, is 'Don't worry dear, I'll get a feeling when we get there' ... and two hours late Rosemary says 'We do have a map'" - John P
"Sorry I'm late, I wasn't going to come in 'cause I was feeling ill" - Mary
"Ah! But you've recovered because you couldn't stay away from my charisma" - Alan
"I'm not going to stab anyone! If it's any crime it's going to be rape isn't it" - Joe
Talking about an offensive T-shirt Joe wore to college and our psych teacher started talking about how small things gradually become larger things until people stab each other and stuff.
Yeah, so hope you enjoyed the quotes, not sure when I'll next have any...
