"You really can't get away with swinging a baby nowadays" - Harly
"It's the kind of music I see myself dying to" - Julietta, on club music
Monday, January 23, 2012
Sunday, January 08, 2012
The News Quiz - Series 76 Episode 3
"I have never been to an exercise class in my life, I find them repulsive and reprehensive, one should accept oneselves the way they are and have another pie" - Susan Calman
On the subject of why she doesn't use Twitter
"If I want people to know my innermost thoughts, there's nothing wrong with a megaphone in Waitrose" - Sandi Toksvig
On the subject of why she doesn't use Twitter
"If I want people to know my innermost thoughts, there's nothing wrong with a megaphone in Waitrose" - Sandi Toksvig
Sunday, January 01, 2012
Christmas time
Commenting on the new branding of Hobbycraft
"It used to be like 'I am a graphic designer and this is a good art shop'. Now it's like 'here are some crafts for you to do, wife'." - Rachel
"Cardiff - it's like living under the sea" - Rachel
"Can you imagine me in 3D?" - Dan
"I like the way you're swaying, it's quite creepy." - Dan, to Hazel
"What are you doing?" - Dan
"You said I had to fix my glasses." - Hazel
"I never said you had to." - Dan
"You said you couldn't look at me!" - Hazel
"It fits, I'm fit, you're fit, let's go for it." - Dan's new motto for finding a boyfriend whose clothes he can wear
Things that caught my eye on Facebook
"I wear hoodies because I'm cold, not because I'm going to knife you."
"Do you know any good jokes about Sodium?"
"Na"
I find it hard to come up with titles for these posts unless all the quotes have a clear theme, so this time I put 'Christmas time' to refer to the time I collected the quotes, however, having done so I feel obliged to also put in some Christmas related things.
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
"Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up." - Wendy Copes
"It used to be like 'I am a graphic designer and this is a good art shop'. Now it's like 'here are some crafts for you to do, wife'." - Rachel
"Cardiff - it's like living under the sea" - Rachel
"Can you imagine me in 3D?" - Dan
"I like the way you're swaying, it's quite creepy." - Dan, to Hazel
"What are you doing?" - Dan
"You said I had to fix my glasses." - Hazel
"I never said you had to." - Dan
"You said you couldn't look at me!" - Hazel
"It fits, I'm fit, you're fit, let's go for it." - Dan's new motto for finding a boyfriend whose clothes he can wear
Things that caught my eye on Facebook
"I wear hoodies because I'm cold, not because I'm going to knife you."
"Do you know any good jokes about Sodium?"
"Na"
I find it hard to come up with titles for these posts unless all the quotes have a clear theme, so this time I put 'Christmas time' to refer to the time I collected the quotes, however, having done so I feel obliged to also put in some Christmas related things.
The 3 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
"Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up." - Wendy Copes
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