"Are you planning on being your usual self in front of the ofstead people?" - Robert, to Mills
"If I came in and said 'me saw the dog', you'd either think I was regressing or I thought I was Tarzan. I can assure you that neither of those is true" - Jason
"You mean you're not Tarzan?" - Chloe
"Only on weekends" - Jason
Handing out class assessment thingies (I'm not 'officially' in the class)
"You don't get one because you don't exist" - Mills, to Hazel
"Be careful, you don't know where she's been" - Mills, about Max
After a conversation about how our college used to be a boys school - talking about girls:
"Is that why you're so horrible to them, because they don't belong here" - Tony, to Mills
"Is that your artistic skills up on the board?" - Robert
"Yes, that's my earthworm" - Mills
"It's lovely, but why has it got demonic red eyes?" - Robert
"Treat the examiner like they are a half-wit, 50% of the time it'll be true anyway" - Jason
Lol, he was just joking btw - he's an examiner himself!
"Are you here?" - Mills
"Apparently" - Robert
"He didn't die" - Jelena
"Yes, I'm quite pleased, I think I should get a certificate" - Robert
"What are you on, Robert... Valium?" - Mills
And here are some quotes that the class wrote in Mills' thank-you card that was given to him today:
"I hate you a great deal" - Mills, to student
"Oi, you barbie girls, shut up and do some maths!" - Mills
"Robert, keep your bitch on a leash" - Mills, about Max
I vaguely recall this though it is one of the more unusual Mills quotes
'SUA GOWI - Shut Up And Get On With It'
Occasionally written on the board in acronym form...
"Can you help me?" - Student
"Probably not" - Mills
"Jelena's been sent to Kosokov for terrorist training" - Mills
