Thursday, October 04, 2007

Second-hand quotes (and yesterdays)

*pins Emma on the floor*
"How's your Lexis going to help you now?" - Dan

"You're not on a semantic field now are you?!" - Dan

03/10/07

“They didn’t have plastic lobsters back then!” - Hazel
Um, yeah. 17th century... Long story.

“The cat’s usually here” - Dan
“Usually? We’ve only met the cat once before!” - Hazel

“It looks like it has a nipple” - Dan, commenting on his calippo

*turns the tube of glue around*
“I’m quite offended by that” - Dan
“I’m sorry, it’s PVA” - Hazel
It said 'tube' on it and Dan said there shouldn't be any 'tube's without a 'you' on the beginning.

“You just want a gay man to make you dinner” - Dan
I so do. Lol.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Sometime.. um.. before now... ?

"... prostitution, there are so many career options" - Rai
"Pimp?" - Vicky
"Oh yeah! I could well be a pimp!" - Rai

"Don't just look at it... eat it!" - Vicky, to David
Um, yeah. Random sausage from the fish and chip shop... Jeremy didn't want to eat it.
Well, it was slightly amusing at the time.

Today
"Terrorists are so inconsiderate" - Dan