Am clearing out/organising all my files on my computer and have just found a word document with quotes in it, so I thought I'd put them on now, not sure when they were from. Probably this year... *shrug*
“Please don’t talk to my son; he finds it hard to distinguish you from reality” – Philip (Benny's dad)
Don't remember who he was talking to but it's amusing nonetheless
*Plane flies overhead*
“What’s that? Is it my UFO coming home?” – Benny
“I wouldn’t be surprised” - Phillip
“Have I told you the joke about the high wall? I’d better not, you’d never get over it” – Benny
Oh dear, it's like a Christmas cracker joke...
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