Rai's birthday :o

08/05/07

"... because psychology is weird and wonderful and vague" - Paula

"We're the best table in the world; if a table could fly, it'd be ours" - Matt
Lol, yeah, we're the best...

"sec²x = tan²x + 1; and just for fun we could do this..." - Mills
...
"This is the highlight of my day" - Graham
...
*in a mundane tone*
"I can't contain my excitement." - Greg
"Oh yes, I can hear it in your voice." - Graham

"Sedgie" - Mills
"Hello" - Sedgie
"Shut up" - Mills
"Okay" - Sedgie
Usual maths interaction.

Evening - Rai's birthday thingy

""There's so much chicken in this chicken!" - Kat (a different one)

"Why don't you just keep digging that hole, you might tunnel out" - Danica

Side note: Met Danica and Bethany today and they're both lovely :)

23/04/07
*talking about equus which Faye saw at the weekend*
"So why did he get naked anyway?" - Matt
"He was gonna have sex with this girl but then he didn't because obviously he fancies me" - Faye

"Oh... I solved a problem which is apparently unsolvable" - Sedgie
The mathematical genius? lol


24/04/07
From my computing teacher Kate:
"It is a bit warm in here so if anyone wants to open a window then feel free... also, if you want to follow it up by jumping out of it, again, feel free"

"There are too many happy students, can't have that; this is not a fun course, I feel very suspicious about happy students"

Yay! More quotations are good.

Random un-dated quotes:
"I haven't got both marks" - Paula
"It's 'cause you're a fool" - Michael
*Paula gives him the finger*

"Yes Mr Eye-contact" - Kate to Viraaj

"If I have your attention I would appreciate it because I'd like you more" - Kate

17/01/07
Talking about History stuff- basically Stewart not conforming to Nazi ways at the time.
"What would he fall into" - Natalie
"Asocial" - David
"Prostitute, homosexual..." - Viraaj

"What if I said I had a criminal record for violent crime" - Natalie
"Wouldn't be a surprise" - David
*Insert random 'oooh's and comments*

Random quote which Dan talked about, don't know who said this but I think it may have been to a male: "If we were in Iraq, you would be my wife"

09/01/07
"Mr concentration span of a flea... not looking at anyone in particular as it applies to several of you" - Kate

"So remember that in your exam, don't do a Sophie" - Paula

05/01/07
"You had to be there." - Dan
"I was there!" - Hazel

"These aren't made for people like me!" - Jodie
"Retards?" - Dan and Clarky in unison

"Who should have pet Bambis?" - Hazel
"Everyone!" - Chelsea
Not sure why we were talking like this... I think we were actually talking about something to do with Barbies... I think it was because of prawns on a barbie or something :S

NB: Quote given to me by Chelsea: "Have you ever tried to get jelly out of a sleeping bag?" - Kimberly

"I walk into doors without noticing" - Chelsea
"I think you'd notice" - Hazel
She meant 'without meaning to'

"I put my door to my ear" - Chelsea

"It's his birthday, Clarky deserves to be ran after" - Dan

"Clarky deserves to be ran after" - Dan
"Ran over?" - Hazel
Dan thought this part deserved it's own quoty bit.

15/12/06
"Listen, there's no Star Wars, no Godfather and no Bambi!" - Natalie
The boys were suggesting many different ideas for films to watch - the actual ones we were supposed to be watching were History videos, lol.
NB: Robert Carlyle makes a brilliant Hitler in "Hitler: The Rise of Evil".

13/12/06
"I eat my pens"
...
"Well, not eat them, but chew them" - Matt
How many people do you know who eat pens? Mmm... Pen swallowing...

"Could you at least cough in an Australian accent?" - Paula
Paula was having an Australian accent day, she has them occasionally, she does have a fantastic talent for an Australian accent I must say, she was making us all answer the register with "G'day" and I think it was Kiera who coughed at her name...

"Yeah, I don't believe in luck, I believe that you have to make your own luck" - Stewart/Steven (Both commenting)
"If there was no such thing as luck then how would you make it?" - Natalie

11/12/06
"All the chinese girls did well, all the chinese boys badly" - Mills
"Maybe I'm a chinese girl" - Sedgie

Surprise! More quotes...

29/11/06
"Here you go, the muffin comes with homework" - Mike
Mike came into the lesson and gave Jayne a muffin... for some strange reason - she was a bit wary of it (with good cause really, knowing the guys in my class) and in the end gave it to Matt for good work. Plus - on Mike's student comment it said 'I liked this homework it was fun' with a heart at the end, Steven added xx on the end of it, lol.

"I saw cockburn in my garden" - Steven
Still going on about the whole cockburn thing... (They convinced Jayne it was a bird...)

"Where's David?" - Jayne
"Go find him" - Mike

"Jayne, get rid of the spider, it's huge and scary!" - Mike
*Cue the boys running around like prats and making a big issue out of it*

28/11/06
"What do you need to bring to your next lesson?" - Kate, to Mike
"A brain?" - Robert

23/11/06
"I saw your phone down there, I can see things down there!" - Jayne
Viraaj was holding his phone under the table...

Random insert: Last week sometime we were in History, Matt was bored and drew a halo on Hitler, then when we commented on it he turned it into a hat which Faye thought looked like a saucepan. So Hitler is now known for his saucepan hat.

22/11/06
"Let's do flapjacks!" - Rai
She meant star jumps...

"I'll do it with you... well, not IT" - Dan

20/11/06
"It's national 'bring in the wrong folder day" - Sedgie

15/11/06
"Your hatred makes me love you more" - Dan
"My hatred makes me hate you more" - Rai
"Oh, I love you. Let's get married" - Dan
"Sorry, I only go for straight guys" - Rai
"I could be!" - Dan

14/11/06
"What do you mean?" - Maxwell
"Yes" - Kate