Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

“It's ok, we just gotta think, we gotta think of a way to get... I got it.” - Hank
“What?” - Sean
“Scuba tanks” - Hank
“What, are we listing things that we don't have? Ok, ah, a jet pack, a girlfriend, calligraphy paper” - Sean
“No no, listen to me, we just- calligraphy paper.” - Hank
“Yeah, just popped into my head” - Sean

"'Kay, it's only a hundred feet down, we got two hits of air with us” - Hank
“Right” - Sean
“Are you ready?” - Hank
“Am I ready? Are you ready?” - Sean
“Oh I'm totally ready" - Hank
“Well I'm totally ready" - Sean
“Well I'm probably more ready than you" - Hank
“There's no way, I'm like twice as ready as you are” - Sean
“...”
“We're procrastinating out of fear aren't we” - Sean
“Oh absolutely” - Hank

Easy A

"Hi, is there an Olive here?" - Brandon
"There's a whole jar of them in the fridge" - Rosemary (Olive's mother)
"Oh, I'm sorry I must have the wrong address" - Brandon
"Just kidding, come in, any friend of Olive's is a friend of our daughter's" - Rosemary

"What are you doing?!" - Brandon
"Relax, Jesus, what is it with you gays, are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there, a gnome?" - Olive

"He seems like a nice kid, he seemed a little incredibly gay" - Rosemary
"Dyed in the wool homosexual that boy is" - Olive
"I just want you to know, your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex-partner." - Rosemary
"We're not dating mom" - Olive
"And don't worry about not making us grandparents, although we were kind of hoping you'd get knocked up, so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time." - Rosemary
"Bye now" - Olive
"You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time. A loooong time." - Rosemary

"Can I help you with something?" - Bookseller
"The Bible" - Olive
"Oh, that's in best sellers, right next to Twilight" - Bookseller

"You left your glass slipper at the party last night." - Todd
"Yeah, and I got pumpkin all over my dress too, C'est la vie." - Olive
"La vie" - Todd
"Nice, solid joke." - Olive

"I was just wondering if there was a minister around... Is it not a minister? A reverend? A wizard?" - Olive

"Is everything alright? It sounds like you're having sex up here, which I know can't be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend." - Dill (Olive's father)

"Where are you from originally?" - Dill, to his adopted son Chip

"That's the promotion for this movie. Put your crackers away, see Easy A" - From film commentary

A bit of TV/Radio/Film

“He was so rich he’d given his manners to a charity shop” – Sandi Toksvig, The News Quiz

"I get Guantanemo mixed up with guacamole" - Jeremy Hardy, The News Quiz

"Isn't it because you're from the professional show-biz cookery world and you want to keep telling us that it's a very special art when really cooking is just making food a bit hotter" – Frank Skinner to Gregg Wallace, Room 101

"Where's my coffee pot?" - Ally
"I broke it. If you were on Twitter you'd know that already." - Colin, What's Your Number?

"You are a cynical crapehanger who always sees the glass as half empty." - Sondra
"No, you're wrong, I see it half full but, of poison" - Sid, Scoop

"I think you’re wrong on that." - Hodges
"I’m sorry?" - Morgan
"Oh, don’t be sorry, just be wrong." - Hodges, CSI

"Vengeance or death! ... Hopefully vengeance." - Hogsqueal (Spiderwick Chronicles)

Various Quotes I kept here and there...

"Snow is my favourite type of precipitation" - Matt

"How do blobs contribute to the sum of human happiness?" - Colin

"Hey you, sexy church, stop doing that" - Carol, paraphrasing Paul

"Do these onions taste juggled to you?" - Harly
As you can probably guess, we'd been juggling the onions...

"You have a sticker on you" - Jess

"Yes, I'm for general use" - Alex (tutor)

Someone decided to put the stickers from the machines on our tutors - another tutor was apparently 'for trained use only'.

From films:

“What’s her deal? – John Tucker
“I don’t know, I think maybe she’s not your type” - Scott
“Girl is my type” – John Tucker

“... All these squishy parents nowadays wanting to be friends with their kids. Kids don’t need more friends, they need old, scary people to intimidate them!” – Mr Stratford

The Swan Princess

"'What else is there?'! She says, 'Is beauty all that matters?' and you say, 'What else is there?'!" - Rogers
"It was dumb, I know!" - Prince Derek
"You should write a book, 'How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less'" - Rogers
I love this, though the language-obsessed section of my mind was still thinking 'fewer!'

"Think! You must see something other than Odette's beauty" - Rogers
"Of course I do, Rogers. She's like, you know, how about... and then... I mean right?" - Prince Derek
*Rogers raises his eyebrows*

National Treasure 2

A couple of random ones...

"Bring all your horses, and your sister too" - Mr Bertram, Mansfield Park

"So the idea is to find x1 and y1 using... yes" - Mills

Now, National Treasure 2 quotes... [By the way, it's a great film, go see it]

"Women, can't live with them, especially if they change the alarm codes" - Riley, whilst decoding the alarm
"You did that in 25 seconds" - Ben
"That's why I tell people to get a dog" - Riley

"How'd you get in, Ben? ... Riley, come out here" - Abigail

*Ben pleading for Abigail to let him examine the document - Abigail is walking away*
"Please, Abigail, one look under infra-red... you can have the boston tea tables" - Ben
*Abigail smiles then turns around with a stern look on her face*
"Both of them?" - Abigail
*Switches to them examining the page*

*In Buckingham Palace*
"You're the one who's making a scene right now" - Ben
"I'm not making a scene" - Abigail
*in Ben's earpiece* "No, we want to make a scene" - Riley
"WELL THEN FINE! IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT THEN LET'S HAVE IT OUT RIGHT NOW!" - Ben
*in earpiece* "Ah, so subtle" - Riley

"What is going on?" - Abigail
"I'm sorry for getting you roped into this but you were excellent back there" - Ben
"Oh, thank you, so were you *smiles*" - Abigail
"When did you figure out it was a fake argument?" - Ben
"When did you figure out I was actually arguing during the fake argument?" - Abigail
"Right in the middle there, the part where 'I always assume that I'm right'" - Ben
*Abigail nods*
*talking into his hidden mike* "Riley get us out of here" - Ben
"Which I don't get, 'cause if I turn out to be right after I assume that I'm right then I'm correct, yes?" - Ben
"When you get to a conclusion without asking and you happen to be right, you got lucky" - Abigail
*nods* "I get lucky a lot" - Ben

"Just because you may know what my answer is going to be doesn't mean you don't have to ask me" - Abigail

*In the dumbwaiter - Ben holding a bouquet of flowers - for show when they get upstairs*
*Ben sniffs* "You're wearing the perfume I bought you" - Ben
"So?" - Abigail
"I think it smells kind of pretty" - Ben
"It's the flowers" - Abigail
*in a sing-song voice* "No it's not *flutters eyelashes*" - Ben
*Abigail shakes her head with a slight smile*

Ah yes, I couldn't be bothered to type it all out as you really have to see the scene, but I love the part when Ben's parents see each other for the first time in 32 years and argue about a trip they took and a travel case not being packed.

"I kidnapped the president, the FBI is on their way here right now and I'm sure they'll love to meet you too. They'll find us both and arrest us both and that path doesn't lead to the city of gold does it?" - Ben, talking to Mitch
...
"Which president? The President?" - Emily (Ben's mum) talking to Patrick (Ben's dad)
"I thought it best not to tell you" - Patrick

New Wine 2008

At a comedy gig - the venue host said to a guy in the front who he was having a jokey debate with:
"Some things in life go without saying, can you be one of those things?"

"If war breaks out I will trust the Lord" - On a guy's t-shirt (It's a verse from Psalms but not sure which)

After Viv got soaked in the rain before a seminar we were talking about pnemonia, and she told me about how her mum got pnemonia after being baptised...
"Welcome to eternal life, if you can make it through this one!" - Viv
"Never say Christianity's easy" - Viv
Lol.

"Don't hide behind Times New Roman" - On a rather cool 'Dialogue' t-shirt
See it here

Rather amusing trainee vicar - Paul from Bristol - did one of the evening talks, was v. good (as were all of them actually)... anyway, a couple of quotes from him:

"Go up north, have some naan bread" - Paul
Apparently the naan bread up north is huge and is lovely with curry

"Mark 1, 21 to 28; It'll be on the screen in case you lost your bible at the kebab van" - Paul

"You gotta love the bible, it does make me laugh sometimes" - Paul
... [Talking about the people following Jesus forgetting to eat - feeding of the 4000]
"3 days! I mean, I don't forget to eat in 3 hours let alone 3 days!" - Paul

"Akatharton Pneumaton"
Means 'unclean spirit' - Paul was very proud of having learnt this word so he told it to us and used it many times in his talk :P

"I don't know what you've come here for, I mean you could be coming to praise God or you could be coming to try and get a girlfriend or boyfriend. I mean some of you guys look like 'Yeah Paul, well, we've only got 2 hours left so if you could be quick' [us lot laughing]. But you know, the best girlfriend or boyfriend will be the one standing at the front, arms in the air, praising God, not the one you've seen sitting on everyone's laps down at the food court [more laughing/clapping/'whoo'ing]. So if you see someone who's praising God, going to seminars, writing notes, reading their bible, and all that; try and pull that person." - Paul
Won't be word for word but quite a lot is direct quotes I think (I tried) and the fill in bits are the right gist.

Note about this section - the talk - I did actually take more spiritual content in, lol, I just chose to put these up here as they amused me.

Kev from 29th chapter did a quick bit at the beginning of a talk - he was talking about love and how it's easy to love people of our own status, and the 'lovable' but what about others? Just a couple of bits he said - you'll get the gist.
"Let us be cosy - touch each other"
"It's nice, very nice"
"LOVE!"
Lol, there was a rather amused response from the room packed with teens.

"We're too young to understand that certain things are impossible, so we'll do them anyway" - Pitt, from the film 'Amazing Grace'
This clip was played to us in a Thirst for Justice seminar

Krish Kandiah talked in Thursday's evening celebration, he was talking about 'Heaven on Earth'. Here's a couple of quotes from him.

Talking about heaven
"It'll be like being at New Wine all the time except with better toilets and showers" - Krish

Telling us about when he asked his kids (aged 7/8) what they wanted to do in the future
"So I asked him and he said he wanted to be a doctor, so that he could help people for God, and I was like 'Yes, Theologically correct son!'" - Krish

From a Walk Through the Bible seminar

"Murder by donkey's jawbone" - Gav
Samson vs Philestines

Story of Samson and Delilah:
"So here's a lesson to you guys - Lying to girls is a bad idea" - Gav
Later on:
"Another lesson, Lying to a girl twice is a very bad idea" - Gav

"Fall in love? I'd rather fall in chocolate" - T-shirt
I didn't see it, it was a comment in a talk from a guy called Mark

Nicola and Claire got some really disgusting orange juice and were trying to get other people to drink some because they didn't want it - Viv said ok and these were her comments afterward:

"Are you sure this came from an orange?" - Viv

"No fruit were harmed in the making of this drink" - Viv

So yeah, that's all the quotes I had down in my little pretty note-taking book :)
Yay for New Wine!

Elizabethtown

"I'm going to miss your lips and all that's attached to them" - Claire

10 things I hate about you

"I've been hearing a lot of complaints about you again. People are saying you're..." - Ms Perky
"Tempestuous?" - Kat
"'Heinous bitch' is the term used most often." - Ms Perky

"Hey there girly, how you doing?" - Patrick
"Sweating like a pig actually, and yourself?" - Kat
"Now there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh" - Patrick
"My mission in life, but obviously I struck your fancy so you see it worked, the world makes sense again" - Kat

"You're not afraid of me are you?" - Patrick
"Afraid of you? Why would I be afraid of you?" - Kat
"Most people are" - Patrick
"Well I'm not" - Kat
"Well maybe you're not afraid of me but I bet you've thought about me naked, huh *winks*" - Patrick
"Am I that transparent? *sarcastic tone* I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby *rolls eyes*" - Kat

"What is it, asshole day?" - Kat

"And um, and here's another problem; Bianca said, that Kat likes, pretty guys" - Cameron
*tense moment of looking back and forth*
"*raises eyebrows and stands up* Are you telling me I'm not a pretty guy?" - Patrick
*talking over each other*:
"Yeah he's very pretty; he's a gorgeous guy" - Michael
"Yeah, I just wasn't sure, I didn't know *shrugs*" - Cameron
*Patrick relaxes and sits back again*

"This is so patronising" - Kat
"Leave it to you to use big words when you're smashed" - Patrick

"You don't care if I never wake up" - Kat
"*grins* Sure I do" - Patrick
"Why?" - Kat
"Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me" - Patrick
"Like you could find one" - Kat
"*still grinning* Oh see, that there; who needs affection when I have blind hatred?" - Patrick

"Tell me something true" - Kat
"I hate peas" - Patrick

"I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is" - Walter (Bianca/Kats' dad)
*Bianca makes a frustrated noise and stalks off*

"Where's your sister going?" - Walter
"She's meeting some bikers. Big ones. Full of sperm." - Kat

"It's not every day you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention" - Patrick

"You can't just buy me a guitar everytime you screw up you know" - Kat
"Yeah, I know... But then you know there's always drums, bass and maybe even one day a tambourine" - Patrick
*they grin*

27 dresses

Just remembered a couple of quotes from it that I liked:

"It's like finding out that your favourite love song was written about a sandwich" - Jane

"Love is patient, Love is kind, Love is slowly losing your mind" - Kevin

Quotes I found in my diary and pukka pad

Um yeah, probs from a while ago, I have dates for some of them... This is the problem with scribbling them down and forgetting the dates. Hmm.

"Happiness isn't happiness without a violin playing goat" - Anna (Julia Roberts), Notting Hill

Quotes with no date:

"So the Whig government was impotent; what does impotent mean?" - Alan
"Can't have babies?" - Nina
"Uh, well, technically yes... but not in this context" - Alan

Doing the course assessment thingy
"So, how can we improve History?" - Nina
"More singing" - Tom
"Alan dressed as a power ranger. The blue one." - James

"I have the attention of a goldfish today, a goldfish that is, um.." - Beki
"A dead goldfish?" - Hazel
"Yes, a dead goldfish." - Beki

14/02/08
"Joe, are you learning anything?" - Stephanie
"Yes, I'm learning hatred" - Joe
"Faye, are you learning anything?" - Stephanie
"Uh, yeah" - Faye
"She's learning my hatred" - Joe
"Yeah" - Faye
*Stephanie goes back to her typing*
Our teachers are so concerned about our learning...

13/02/08
"Right, I'm off, I'll see you tomorrow, it's a joy and a pleasure taking your money." - Franky (Art teacher)

06/02/08
Looking at a student-made 'Land league' poster
"So, what is that they're holding?" - Alan
"Torches and Pitchforks" - Tom
"And what are they going to do to him" - Alan
"... Sit down and have a civilised conversation?" - Tom
Loving it :P

"Don't forget, we work on the principle 'If Murray can do it, anyone can.'" - Mills

07/12/07
"This is the one topic where you can draw 'offensive' images and get away with it, so if you want to, feel free." - Substitute teacher
Human reproductive behaviour and sexual selection - Psychology.

21/11/07
"Imagine being raped to death, it would be so weird!" - Michael

"He only gets A grades because he distracts everyone else which brings the grade boundary down." - David, about Ed

Um, yes.

24/05/07
"Who's that man with the testicles on his face?" - Tash
She really meant tentacles (Davy Jones) but it took a while for her to figure out what she said/why we were all laughing, and rephrase it. Aww, bless, I love Tash :P.

POTC3:
*In the midst of fighting (being married by Barbossa) - shouting*
"Do you take me as your husband?!" - Will
"Yes!" - Elizabeth
"... Great!" - Will

From a while ago?:

"Actually this is strange, you're going to start from question 1" - Mills

"We're not going yet, put your stuff away" - Mills
He meant - don't put your stuff away, lol.

Hitchhiker's guide mainly

"Mirror, Mirror on the wall, you don't need to tell me who's the biggest fool of us all" - I think it's from a song - was on Tannya's msn name

Hitchhiker's Guide (film):

"Freeze!" - Zaphod
"Freeze? I'm a robot, not a refridgerator" - Marvin

"We have normality" - Trillian
"Normality? Right, we can talk about normality til the cows come home" - Arthur
*looking forlorn*"What is normal?" - Ford
*looking dejected*"What's home?" - Trillian
"What are cows?" - Zaphod

"Terrible events are afoot... uh, you must come, or yo- or you'll be late" - Slartibartfast
"Late, what for?" - Arthur
"What? no, no... what's your name, earthman?" - Slartibartfast
"Dent, Arthur Dent" - Arthur
"Well, late as in 'the late DentArthur Dent' *arthur looks puzzled*. It's a sort of.. threat, do you see?" - Slartibartfast (Who never really was that good at threats)

Shrek 2 and Various Quotes

Shrek 2:

"Who on earth are they?" - Harold
"I think that's our little girl" - Lillian
"That's not little, that's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?" - Harold
"Well he's no Prince Charming but they do look-" - Lillian
"Happy now? We came, we saw them, Now let's go before they light the torches" - Shrek
"They're my parents!" - Fiona
"Hello! They locked you in a tower!" - Shrek
"Hey, that was for my own-" - Fiona
"Good! Now here's our chance, lets go back inside and pretend we're not home!" - Harold
"Harold! We have to be-" - Lillian
"Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!" - Shrek
"Shrek stop it! Everything's going to be-" - Fiona
"A disaster! There is no way-" - Harold
"You can do this" - Fiona
"But I really-" - Shrek
"Really-" - Harold
"Really" - Lillian
"Don't" -Fiona
"Want" - Harold
"To" - Shrek
"Be" - Lillian
"Here" - Harold and Shrek

"Harold; you've forced me to do something I really don't want to do *window winds down*" - Fairy Godmother
*gasp*"Where are we?" - King Harold
"Well hi there, Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy, may I take your order?" - Server
"My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy!" - Fairy Godmother

"Fiona's father paid you to do this!?" - Shrek
"The rich king? Si" - Puss
*Shrek drops Puss in Boots*
"Well... So much for dad's royal blessing" - Shrek
"Aw, come on Shrek, don't feel bad; almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you" - Donkey
"Gee, thanks" - Shrek

"I have misjudged you" - Puss
"Join the club, we've got jackets" - Shrek

"Aaah... P,p,p,p,p Princess... Cinderella! Here we are, lived happily ever after. Oh! No ogres; Let's see, Snow White, a handsome prince, oh, no ogres, Sleeping Beauty, oh, no ogres, Hansel and Gretel no, Thumbelina no! The golden bird! The little mermaid! Pretty woman! No, no, no, no, no!" - Fairy Godmother

"How do you feel?" - Shrek
"I don't, feel any different, do I look any different?" - Donkey
"You still look like an ass to me" - Puss

"Oh Shrek, don't worry, Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you" - Donkey

"Aaooow! Oh God, help me please! My racing days are over! I'm blind! I'm blind! Tell the truth, will I ever be able to play the violin again?" - Donkey, pretending to have just been run over

"Thank-you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you, unless of course, I can't find you, or if I forget" - Shrek

"It was all just a stupid mistake. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place" - Shrek
"*gulps down a drink and sighs* I hate mondays" - Puss

"She loves that... pretty boy, Prince Charming" - Shrek

"*continued from other rantings* You're supposed to say I have a right to remain silent! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!" - Donkey
"Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity" - Shrek

Other quotes:

"Don't drink drive, it's a washing powder" - Told to me by Carol who I think saw it on one of her friends' msn names

"We can come down tomorrow and play the Skims... It's like the Sims but with more calcium" - Carol
Slip of the tongue...

"In your endless pursuit to take over the world, you've learned three things: one, always dress the part; two, crime really does pay; and three, never stop to reveal your nefarious plans before you actually carry them out" - Message from the Sims 2 when they reach the top of the Criminal Career

"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do but a boy's gotta do what a girl wants him to" - Quote from an msn name of one of my contacts
Actually on his it said something more like 'â ĢĨŕĺŠ ġŏŤŧÀ Ðô' etc. but I don't particularly like that sort of typing and therefore go with the more normal approach to typing. Oh yes, and it also said 'wants him to do' at the end rather than 'wants him to' and I thought I'd shorten it because it works better.

Raise your voice and X-men

I seem to be getting all my quotes from films at the moment... I think it's because I'm not seeing my friends that much (and I don't carry round my bimble bible much anymore... I think I might have lost it, will have to get a new one if I can't find it by beginning of term...)

Raise your voice:
*trips Terri*
"I'm so sorry! That was me, are you ok?" - Kiwi
"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm sorry that was my fault I was in the way" - Terri
"No, it's good, it's my fault, I should really learn to stand" - Kiwi
*Terri gives him a quick smile and leaves*
*Kiwi quickly sits down again, puts the headphones on and listens to the scream noise caught on tape* "Awesome" - Kiwi

"Oh spring, when a young man's fancy turns to love, did you guys see that?" - Kiwi
"What?" - Jay
"Oh it's weird, 'cause there's a hole, in my chest where my heart used to be, because someone else yanked it out and she doesn't even frickin' care, that she did it" - Kiwi (About Sloane)

"What if I told you you were the coolest girl ever, Jay, I like this girl, You know how to pick 'em, I've always said that haven't I Jay" - Kiwi, to Terri after she suggested she introduce Kiwi and Sloane
"Yeah.. *to Teri* he has always said that" - Jay
"Kiwi's seal of approval" - Kiwi

"You're in" - Terri, after arranging for Sloane to go out
with them
"Aoh! *puts a hand to his chest* You beautiful little pentunia! (Says something in french) *swoons*" - Kiwi

X-men:
After Mystique impersonated Logan
*Logan walks in*
*Cyclops puts his hand up to the dial on his visor*
*holding up his hands*"Hey, hey, it's me" - Logan
"Prove it" - Cyclops
"You're a dick" - Logan
"Ok" - Cyclops
*they both lower their hands*

"Can't sleep?" - Boy (random mutant, telekinetic?, sitting watching TV)
"How can you tell?" - Logan
"'Cause you're awake" - Boy
"Right" - Logan

Harry Potter Films

Prisoner of Azkaban (to be confirmed):
"Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set" - Sirius, to Snape

"Look at you two, arguing like an old married couple" - Snape, to Sirius and Lupin

"Now now Snape, don't be stupid" - Lupin
"He can't help it, it's habit by now" - Sirius

Goblet of Fire:
"It's not like I try to blow things up exactly it just happens a fair bit, you have to admit though, fire's pretty fascinating" - Seamus

"Alright everyone, go back to your knitting, this is going to be uncomfortable enough without all you nosy sods listening in" - Either Fred or George

"Don't you remember? I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Parvati told Dean that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus never actually told me anything so it was really me all along. I thought it'd... be alright, you know, once you figured that out" - Ron
"Who could possibly figure that out? It's completely mental"- Harry
"Heh.. yeah, it is isn't it, suppose I was a bit distraught" - Ron
"... *with a slightly exasperated tone* boys!" - Hermione

"Silence! The house of Godric Gryfinndor has commanded the respect of the wizard world for nearly ten centuries, I will not have you in the course of a single evening besmirching that name by behaving like a babbling, bumbling band of baboons" - Prof. McGonagall
"Try saying that five times faster" - One of the Weasley twins to the other
*They proceed to do so*

"Hermione, you're a girl" - Ron
"Oh well spotted" - Hermione
Ron and Harry trying to get dates for the Yule Ball

"There she was, walking by. You know I like it when they walk" - Ron
Talking about Fleur Delacour and the girls from Beaubatons

*You see Hermione and Victor dancing - and enjoying themselves*
"Ruddy pumpkin head isn't he" - Ron
"I don't think it was for books that had him going to the library" - Harry

"I suppose Victor's already figured it out" - Harry
"I wouldn't know, we don't actually talk about the tournament; actually we don't really talk at all; Victor's more of a physical being" - Hermione
*Cue amused/cheeky grin from Harry and partially embarrassed but amused laugh/sigh from Hermione*
"I just mean he's not particularly loquacious" - Hermione
"mhm *knowing look*" - Harry

"Polyjuice potion? Kicked the habit" - Harry

"Come seek us where our voices found" - Harry
"That's obvious, the black lake" - Hermione
"An hour long you'll have to look" - Harry
"Again, obvious, though admittedly potentially problematic" - Hermione
"Potentially problematic?! When's the last time you held your breath underwater for an hour Hermione?" - Harry

28th of July quotes, simply not posted until now:

"blonde eyes and blue hair" - Hazel talking about Aryans
Tannya was amazed that I had a 'blonde moment'

"She was fondling/very fond of the mushrooms" - Dan/Tannya about Katrina

"Praising the light that she was a lesbian" - Dan
(Not sure where this came from, well... I suppose sleepovers cause weird comments)

"The almighty light of many dead flies" - Tannya, commenting on the last quotes

"Don't you rub me in that tone!" - Dan to Tannya
Lol, again, just another strange moment

And here's a quote from 'Sky High', a fantastic film about superheros...
"So in the end my girlfriend became my arch-enemy, my arch-enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend" - Will Stronghold (main character)