"This is just lemon right?" - Linda
"Yeah, lemon juice." - Hazel
"It's not poison." - Linda
"Yeah, because we keep poison in the fridge." - Hazel
"Some people do." - Linda
"I'll be sure to let you know if I put poison in the fridge." - Hazel
"I hope so." - Linda
"That's how clean my hands are; bugs die when they touch me."- Jess
"I had a car that did this once, then it blew up." - Tabbi
"I don't know what they are but they're shiny." - Carol about an art piece
"This is like the best TV programme ever! Fat people and Lady Gaga." - Aidan
"It's like you concertina-ed your face!" - Naomi to Nat
"I love how it's like: Fashion try so hard, Graphics are kind of cool without trying, and Fine Art just don't give a shit." - Aidan
"I always forget that people can see through windows. My neighbours have definitely seen me naked at least 5 times each." - Meg
*Discussing creepy Disney characters*
"Miss Haversham?" - ?
"That's not Disney, that's Charles Dickens." - Aidan
"Post-monkey Ross is good." - Megyn
Showing posts with label Carol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carol. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Various Quotes I kept here and there...
"Snow is my favourite type of precipitation" - Matt
"Hey you, sexy church, stop doing that" - Carol, paraphrasing Paul
"Do these onions taste juggled to you?" - Harly
As you can probably guess, we'd been juggling the onions...
"You have a sticker on you" - Jess
"Yes, I'm for general use" - Alex (tutor)
Someone decided to put the stickers from the machines on our tutors - another tutor was apparently 'for trained use only'.
From films:
“I don’t know, I think maybe she’s not your type” - Scott
“Girl is my type” – John Tucker
“... All these squishy parents nowadays wanting to be friends with their kids. Kids don’t need more friends, they need old, scary people to intimidate them!” – Mr Stratford
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
*bop*
Yes, here are some quotes, from about Nov 08 til now. They're roughly in chronological order.
I loved the quote from Peter's T-shirt (one of the Peters in my Sign Language class):
"You probably don't recognise me without my cape"
"If you think about time-travel too much your head explodes, believe me" - Jason
...
"I don't think your head exploded as you've still got one" - Chloe P
"Well, I could be a lobster and have grown a new one" - Jason
Jason is our fantastic English Language teacher - I think we strayed a little from the lesson plan here.
Talking about syntax in active and passive voiced sentences
"Is there any time when the action would move in the sentence?" - Martin
"Only if you're Yoda" - Jason
"My eyes flashed before my life!" - Chloe P
"Do you do much Spanish at home?" - Nathan
"Not really" - Hazel
"I swear you pick it up like... a piece of cheese" - Nathan
"I do skip home, I'm happy at the end of the day" - Jason
He was replying to a student's comment after he used the example sentence 'Singing merrily, I skipped home'
"Holly, if you'd like to go down there and join the gentlemen, and Martin" - Jason
It may be a classic, but it was still entertaining...
"I'm a new man, 21st century, of course I can sew" - Jason
After Carol ran past the front of the car just when Sparkle started driving:
"You wouldn't have had any legs!" - Sparkle, to Carol
"Sure she would, they just wouldn't be very useful" - Helen
"You're like the anti-Kat. You know what you want before you've even seen the menu, but she doesn't even know what she wants after she's eaten it" - Gemmel, to Dan
"That was the highlight of our art lesson" - Nadine
"Peeling glue off your hand?" - ? (friend of Nadine's whose name I don't know)
"Yes" - Nadine
I loved the quote from Peter's T-shirt (one of the Peters in my Sign Language class):
"You probably don't recognise me without my cape"
"If you think about time-travel too much your head explodes, believe me" - Jason
...
"I don't think your head exploded as you've still got one" - Chloe P
"Well, I could be a lobster and have grown a new one" - Jason
Jason is our fantastic English Language teacher - I think we strayed a little from the lesson plan here.
Talking about syntax in active and passive voiced sentences
"Is there any time when the action would move in the sentence?" - Martin
"Only if you're Yoda" - Jason
"My eyes flashed before my life!" - Chloe P
"Do you do much Spanish at home?" - Nathan
"Not really" - Hazel
"I swear you pick it up like... a piece of cheese" - Nathan
"I do skip home, I'm happy at the end of the day" - Jason
He was replying to a student's comment after he used the example sentence 'Singing merrily, I skipped home'
"Holly, if you'd like to go down there and join the gentlemen, and Martin" - Jason
It may be a classic, but it was still entertaining...
"I'm a new man, 21st century, of course I can sew" - Jason
After Carol ran past the front of the car just when Sparkle started driving:
"You wouldn't have had any legs!" - Sparkle, to Carol
"Sure she would, they just wouldn't be very useful" - Helen
"You're like the anti-Kat. You know what you want before you've even seen the menu, but she doesn't even know what she wants after she's eaten it" - Gemmel, to Dan
"That was the highlight of our art lesson" - Nadine
"Peeling glue off your hand?" - ? (friend of Nadine's whose name I don't know)
"Yes" - Nadine
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Boo!
Today - 17/09/07
"Yay! It's Hitler; I missed him" - Becky
"Lower level brain.. Murray" - Mills
"Yeah? ... I shouldn't have responded to that, eh" - Murray
"Look! My scab is a person!" - Carol
Um, yeah. Drawing on her legs. An attempt to stop Dan and my pen fight. Which really hurt actually... And took ages to scrub off.
"But I was on your side!" - Dan
"Yes, literally!" - Hazel
Yeah, playing bowling on the Wii. I was winning so he sat on me and made me have my go from lying on my side with him sitting on me...
"Women have PMT, Men have too much testosterone; I'm just going to marry a plant" - Dan
Cue comments about 'too much chlorophyll'.
16/09/07
"My dad had another dad when he was little, isn't that weird" - Alex (age 5 - I think)
"I'm pregnant!" - Benny
"How did that happen?" - Carol
Sparkle's 6 year old brother trying to distract him :P.
"Benny, why don't you sit down somewhere where you can spill your drink in a safe way" - Sib
Mother's are clever.
"Why are you knitting animal carcasses?" - Phillip
"Because I had some purple wool and nothing better to do with it" - Carol
"Dad, I'm going to do something very silly" - Benny
*Phillip laughs*
"That would be a change" - Phillip
"They're not hooker boots" But if I were to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a hooker I would wear them" - Carol
"Yay! It's Hitler; I missed him" - Becky
"Lower level brain.. Murray" - Mills
"Yeah? ... I shouldn't have responded to that, eh" - Murray
"Look! My scab is a person!" - Carol
Um, yeah. Drawing on her legs. An attempt to stop Dan and my pen fight. Which really hurt actually... And took ages to scrub off.
"But I was on your side!" - Dan
"Yes, literally!" - Hazel
Yeah, playing bowling on the Wii. I was winning so he sat on me and made me have my go from lying on my side with him sitting on me...
"Women have PMT, Men have too much testosterone; I'm just going to marry a plant" - Dan
Cue comments about 'too much chlorophyll'.
16/09/07
"My dad had another dad when he was little, isn't that weird" - Alex (age 5 - I think)
"I'm pregnant!" - Benny
"How did that happen?" - Carol
Sparkle's 6 year old brother trying to distract him :P.
"Benny, why don't you sit down somewhere where you can spill your drink in a safe way" - Sib
Mother's are clever.
"Why are you knitting animal carcasses?" - Phillip
"Because I had some purple wool and nothing better to do with it" - Carol
"Dad, I'm going to do something very silly" - Benny
*Phillip laughs*
"That would be a change" - Phillip
"They're not hooker boots" But if I were to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a hooker I would wear them" - Carol
Thursday, April 26, 2007
More for Today
"Thank God I'm an atheist" - Carol, looking back at Dan's oxymoron quote (18/10/06) and thinking of another one
Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"
Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Saturday, February 10, 2007
In NZ
09/02/07
"Apart we're annoying, together we're reeeeally annoying" - Hazel, referring to Dillon
"True" - Carol
Isn't it good that we live in different countries then?
"Yeah, you stand up for your.. girly manhood" - Pei Yuin, to Dillon
31/01/07
"You've got a moustache on your tummy" - Samantha (to Alex)
"Yeah, eventually I'll get me one of those wife-things" - Alex
02/02/07
"I was wrong, it's not sadness, it's mischief, if there was a book called 'mischievous' I would have given it to you" - David
"Nah, she'd like, take it home and use it for something" - Mark
Talking about what grandma would do with the urn.
Random quote just recieved from Daniel:
"Look, that man's dancing, he's moving his feet" - Nicolle
"That's called walking" - Dan
"Apart we're annoying, together we're reeeeally annoying" - Hazel, referring to Dillon
"True" - Carol
Isn't it good that we live in different countries then?
"Yeah, you stand up for your.. girly manhood" - Pei Yuin, to Dillon
31/01/07
"You've got a moustache on your tummy" - Samantha (to Alex)
"Yeah, eventually I'll get me one of those wife-things" - Alex
02/02/07
"I was wrong, it's not sadness, it's mischief, if there was a book called 'mischievous' I would have given it to you" - David
"Nah, she'd like, take it home and use it for something" - Mark
Talking about what grandma would do with the urn.
Random quote just recieved from Daniel:
"Look, that man's dancing, he's moving his feet" - Nicolle
"That's called walking" - Dan
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Shrek 2 and Various Quotes
Shrek 2:
"Who on earth are they?" - Harold
"I think that's our little girl" - Lillian
"That's not little, that's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?" - Harold
"Well he's no Prince Charming but they do look-" - Lillian
"Happy now? We came, we saw them, Now let's go before they light the torches" - Shrek
"They're my parents!" - Fiona
"Hello! They locked you in a tower!" - Shrek
"Hey, that was for my own-" - Fiona
"Good! Now here's our chance, lets go back inside and pretend we're not home!" - Harold
"Harold! We have to be-" - Lillian
"Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!" - Shrek
"Shrek stop it! Everything's going to be-" - Fiona
"A disaster! There is no way-" - Harold
"You can do this" - Fiona
"But I really-" - Shrek
"Really-" - Harold
"Really" - Lillian
"Don't" -Fiona
"Want" - Harold
"To" - Shrek
"Be" - Lillian
"Here" - Harold and Shrek
"Harold; you've forced me to do something I really don't want to do *window winds down*" - Fairy Godmother
*gasp*"Where are we?" - King Harold
"Well hi there, Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy, may I take your order?" - Server
"My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy!" - Fairy Godmother
"Fiona's father paid you to do this!?" - Shrek
"The rich king? Si" - Puss
*Shrek drops Puss in Boots*
"Well... So much for dad's royal blessing" - Shrek
"Aw, come on Shrek, don't feel bad; almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you" - Donkey
"Gee, thanks" - Shrek
"I have misjudged you" - Puss
"Join the club, we've got jackets" - Shrek
"Aaah... P,p,p,p,p Princess... Cinderella! Here we are, lived happily ever after. Oh! No ogres; Let's see, Snow White, a handsome prince, oh, no ogres, Sleeping Beauty, oh, no ogres, Hansel and Gretel no, Thumbelina no! The golden bird! The little mermaid! Pretty woman! No, no, no, no, no!" - Fairy Godmother
"How do you feel?" - Shrek
"I don't, feel any different, do I look any different?" - Donkey
"You still look like an ass to me" - Puss
"Oh Shrek, don't worry, Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you" - Donkey
"Aaooow! Oh God, help me please! My racing days are over! I'm blind! I'm blind! Tell the truth, will I ever be able to play the violin again?" - Donkey, pretending to have just been run over
"Thank-you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you, unless of course, I can't find you, or if I forget" - Shrek
"It was all just a stupid mistake. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place" - Shrek
"*gulps down a drink and sighs* I hate mondays" - Puss
"She loves that... pretty boy, Prince Charming" - Shrek
"*continued from other rantings* You're supposed to say I have a right to remain silent! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!" - Donkey
"Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity" - Shrek
Other quotes:
"Don't drink drive, it's a washing powder" - Told to me by Carol who I think saw it on one of her friends' msn names
"We can come down tomorrow and play the Skims... It's like the Sims but with more calcium" - Carol
Slip of the tongue...
"In your endless pursuit to take over the world, you've learned three things: one, always dress the part; two, crime really does pay; and three, never stop to reveal your nefarious plans before you actually carry them out" - Message from the Sims 2 when they reach the top of the Criminal Career
"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do but a boy's gotta do what a girl wants him to" - Quote from an msn name of one of my contacts
Actually on his it said something more like 'â ĢĨŕĺŠ ġŏŤŧÀ Ðô' etc. but I don't particularly like that sort of typing and therefore go with the more normal approach to typing. Oh yes, and it also said 'wants him to do' at the end rather than 'wants him to' and I thought I'd shorten it because it works better.
"Who on earth are they?" - Harold
"I think that's our little girl" - Lillian
"That's not little, that's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?" - Harold
"Well he's no Prince Charming but they do look-" - Lillian
"Happy now? We came, we saw them, Now let's go before they light the torches" - Shrek
"They're my parents!" - Fiona
"Hello! They locked you in a tower!" - Shrek
"Hey, that was for my own-" - Fiona
"Good! Now here's our chance, lets go back inside and pretend we're not home!" - Harold
"Harold! We have to be-" - Lillian
"Quick! While they're not looking, we can make a run for it!" - Shrek
"Shrek stop it! Everything's going to be-" - Fiona
"A disaster! There is no way-" - Harold
"You can do this" - Fiona
"But I really-" - Shrek
"Really-" - Harold
"Really" - Lillian
"Don't" -Fiona
"Want" - Harold
"To" - Shrek
"Be" - Lillian
"Here" - Harold and Shrek
"Harold; you've forced me to do something I really don't want to do *window winds down*" - Fairy Godmother
*gasp*"Where are we?" - King Harold
"Well hi there, Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy, may I take your order?" - Server
"My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy!" - Fairy Godmother
"Fiona's father paid you to do this!?" - Shrek
"The rich king? Si" - Puss
*Shrek drops Puss in Boots*
"Well... So much for dad's royal blessing" - Shrek
"Aw, come on Shrek, don't feel bad; almost everyone who meets you wants to kill you" - Donkey
"Gee, thanks" - Shrek
"I have misjudged you" - Puss
"Join the club, we've got jackets" - Shrek
"Aaah... P,p,p,p,p Princess... Cinderella! Here we are, lived happily ever after. Oh! No ogres; Let's see, Snow White, a handsome prince, oh, no ogres, Sleeping Beauty, oh, no ogres, Hansel and Gretel no, Thumbelina no! The golden bird! The little mermaid! Pretty woman! No, no, no, no, no!" - Fairy Godmother
"How do you feel?" - Shrek
"I don't, feel any different, do I look any different?" - Donkey
"You still look like an ass to me" - Puss
"Oh Shrek, don't worry, Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you" - Donkey
"Aaooow! Oh God, help me please! My racing days are over! I'm blind! I'm blind! Tell the truth, will I ever be able to play the violin again?" - Donkey, pretending to have just been run over
"Thank-you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you, unless of course, I can't find you, or if I forget" - Shrek
"It was all just a stupid mistake. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place" - Shrek
"*gulps down a drink and sighs* I hate mondays" - Puss
"She loves that... pretty boy, Prince Charming" - Shrek
"*continued from other rantings* You're supposed to say I have a right to remain silent! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!" - Donkey
"Donkey! You have the right to remain silent! What you lack is the capacity" - Shrek
Other quotes:
"Don't drink drive, it's a washing powder" - Told to me by Carol who I think saw it on one of her friends' msn names
"We can come down tomorrow and play the Skims... It's like the Sims but with more calcium" - Carol
Slip of the tongue...
"In your endless pursuit to take over the world, you've learned three things: one, always dress the part; two, crime really does pay; and three, never stop to reveal your nefarious plans before you actually carry them out" - Message from the Sims 2 when they reach the top of the Criminal Career
"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do but a boy's gotta do what a girl wants him to" - Quote from an msn name of one of my contacts
Actually on his it said something more like 'â ĢĨŕĺŠ ġŏŤŧÀ Ðô' etc. but I don't particularly like that sort of typing and therefore go with the more normal approach to typing. Oh yes, and it also said 'wants him to do' at the end rather than 'wants him to' and I thought I'd shorten it because it works better.
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