Doo wop wop

Here's a couple of quotes off my phone...

"I say that to stop the little children from biting my toes" - Kat
"Does that happen often?" - Clarky

"I sort of wish I had a twin 'cause I do think the world would be a better place with another me" - College student
I got this quote while walking from college to the train station - the person was behind me and I overheard the comment which I found rather amusing...

These are a few quotes that Carol has on badges, I saw them the other day and severly coveted them :P

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"
"No more Ms Niceperson"
"Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light"
"667 - the neighbour of the beast"

*bop*

Yes, here are some quotes, from about Nov 08 til now. They're roughly in chronological order.

I loved the quote from Peter's T-shirt (one of the Peters in my Sign Language class):
"You probably don't recognise me without my cape"

"If you think about time-travel too much your head explodes, believe me" - Jason
...
"I don't think your head exploded as you've still got one" - Chloe P
"Well, I could be a lobster and have grown a new one" - Jason
Jason is our fantastic English Language teacher - I think we strayed a little from the lesson plan here.

Talking about syntax in active and passive voiced sentences
"Is there any time when the action would move in the sentence?" - Martin
"Only if you're Yoda" - Jason

"My eyes flashed before my life!" - Chloe P

"Do you do much Spanish at home?" - Nathan
"Not really" - Hazel
"I swear you pick it up like... a piece of cheese" - Nathan

"I do skip home, I'm happy at the end of the day" - Jason
He was replying to a student's comment after he used the example sentence 'Singing merrily, I skipped home'

"Holly, if you'd like to go down there and join the gentlemen, and Martin" - Jason
It may be a classic, but it was still entertaining...

"I'm a new man, 21st century, of course I can sew" - Jason

After Carol ran past the front of the car just when Sparkle started driving:
"You wouldn't have had any legs!" - Sparkle, to Carol
"Sure she would, they just wouldn't be very useful" - Helen

"You're like the anti-Kat. You know what you want before you've even seen the menu, but she doesn't even know what she wants after she's eaten it" - Gemmel, to Dan

"That was the highlight of our art lesson" - Nadine
"Peeling glue off your hand?" - ? (friend of Nadine's whose name I don't know)
"Yes" - Nadine

Update :)

Stolen from Carol from someone called Anna :)
"It used to be that nouns had gender, and people had sex"

25/01/08
"So, I've got a torch. I just can't call anyone with my torch" - Dan
Referring to his phone which won't turn on/work for ringing people but decided to turn the flash on for a while.

13/01/08
"We were totally rofling" - Dan
"Waffling? Why were you waffling?" - Kat
"ROFLing, not waffling" - Dan
"Oooh" - Kat
And according to Dan I am to be called 'Waffle' from now on. Or something. *shrugs*

NB: I believe there have been some more of these 'You have so got to put that on your quotey site!' moments that I haven't recalled, so if you remember any, please do remind me. :)

London, baby!

20/04/07
*holding her travelcard*
"Look! It's curved!" - Kat
"It's Curt?" - Dan and Hazel simultaneously
"Yes, Curt's been in my bra for the last few hours" - Kat

"Let's stop talking about how I'm going to die now" - Hazel
Oh the great topics we have, lol.

"Hey look! It's the London Pie!" - Dan
"The London Pie?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Dan
* Kat turns around to peer out the window*
"Where?" - Kat

Note to Dan/Kat: If you think of any other quotes from yesterday then please do remind me :). Love you! xxx