"The light was flickering so I punched it 'cause I thought it would help" - Matt
"You. You brought Prince Phillip into this!" - Harly, to Matt
"It's like having a dog, but it can speak back to you... you don't have to put a nappy on a dog." - Matt, on the topic of children
"All I really need is a hob and a toaster, I don't need a wife" - Matt
(admittedly, this sounds more sexist than it was in context)
"It's like the boy who cried wolf, but with toilet roll" - Matt
"I don't know how to make myself look more oriental" - Hazel
"Carry a dragon" - Harly
"I didn't say anything!" - Hazel
"I heard you with your tone of eyes" - Harly
"This is definitely a student house; I'm standing here eating bits of flapjack out of a bowl and you're eating a cucumber, one slice at a time." - Matt, to Hazel
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