Good Times

28/09/07

We met a cat on our way home, (s)he followed us (and we encouraged him/her), these comments were made...

"That's a weird noise" - Dan

"Don't meow, it's not that far" - Dan

"That's not even a real noise!" - Dan

In reference to the above statement in italics
"Shall I just change it back to 'him'?" - Hazel
"No, I'm gay, gender confusing is very bad, it's not good for my species" - Dan

24/09/07

"Just shut up, I hate you..." - Mills

"Time flies when you're doing maths" - Harry

Just a few from 21/09/07

"What time did you go to sleep?" - Flora
"I don't know 'cause I passed out" - Dan

"I'm too interesting for this college" - Dan

"Two guys walking up a hill, they must be gay!" - Dan

"He's scratching his head, he must be gay!" - Dan
Dan and his brilliant deduction skills.

Boo!

Today - 17/09/07
"Yay! It's Hitler; I missed him" - Becky

"Lower level brain.. Murray" - Mills
"Yeah? ... I shouldn't have responded to that, eh" - Murray

"Look! My scab is a person!" - Carol
Um, yeah. Drawing on her legs. An attempt to stop Dan and my pen fight. Which really hurt actually... And took ages to scrub off.

"But I was on your side!" - Dan
"Yes, literally!" - Hazel
Yeah, playing bowling on the Wii. I was winning so he sat on me and made me have my go from lying on my side with him sitting on me...

"Women have PMT, Men have too much testosterone; I'm just going to marry a plant" - Dan
Cue comments about 'too much chlorophyll'.

16/09/07
"My dad had another dad when he was little, isn't that weird" - Alex (age 5 - I think)

"I'm pregnant!" - Benny
"How did that happen?" - Carol
Sparkle's 6 year old brother trying to distract him :P.

"Benny, why don't you sit down somewhere where you can spill your drink in a safe way" - Sib
Mother's are clever.

"Why are you knitting animal carcasses?" - Phillip
"Because I had some purple wool and nothing better to do with it" - Carol

"Dad, I'm going to do something very silly" - Benny
*Phillip laughs*
"That would be a change" - Phillip

"They're not hooker boots" But if I were to go to a fancy dress party dressed as a hooker I would wear them" - Carol

Cornwall quotes

Just remembered I have some! These were from the weekend of 24-27/08/07.

"I know why the man walked to St Ives, 'cause there were no car parks!" - Kathy

Having just gone past St. Michaels Hill...
"Aren't we going to see St. Michael's whatsit?" - Mum
*Kathy and I grin*
...
"I thought we were going to see St. Michael's thingymabob!" - Kathy
*giggling ensues - from me and Kathy*
"Oh yeah, we're mature" - Hazel

"I'm fine, no one tooted" - Kathy
"That's not the definition of fine" - Mark

"It's an acquired taste, which we hadn't acquired" - Mark

"With all this stress I must confess, this could be worse than PMS" - Shania Twain, Honey I'm Home
Dad had loads of Shania Twain on his MP3 and I left my CD player at home because it wasn't working properly...

Today!

"Harry doesn't count, he's not really human" - Mills

11/09/07
Going through the lonely hearts adverts for psychology coursework
"Look at this one 'Help! I have no social life.', it's so sad" - David
"Ring them up!" - Rai
"I would but they're looking for gay females... I suppose if they don't have any social life they can't be picky" - David

Old quotes... (and one from today)

10/09/07
"Go away smelly first-years!" – Mills

20/06/07
"Are there scenes of explicit nature?" - Harry
"Naked numbers" - Neville

"What is it about mathematics that makes their hair recede so quickly?" - Harry

"It's like carbon paper, but it's... not got the carbon" - Jayne

Just a couple of quotes here

"Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector; goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg in certain places... whether you want it to or not actually so I've got to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow" - The Doctor, from the episode 'Blink'
(Doctor Who obv.)

"Do you think it's safe to eat breakfast?" - Dan

Roswell Season One - Balance

"Max likes cherry cola, what does Michael like?" - Liz
"Cherry cola with arsenic?" - Maria

Don't know if I've already put this one up but I've discovered that I can watch a whole lot more Roswell episodes on youtube so I watched 'Balance' and thought it was a good quote to put up :P.

"We're leaving now, Alex do you need a ride?" - Isabel
"What I really need is a sedative" - Alex

Running out of titles. This will have to do.

23/06/07
"I mean, I'm not a pigeon but... " - Hazel
Lol, not actually sure what this was about - was talking about something in Wolverhampton... ?

Don't know dates - in the last week

Talking about the new programming language the computing students will use starting now.
"The reason for that is that VB.net can write programs which could actually hack into the system" - Kate
*various - 'ooh cool' noises*
"Why do you tell us this?" - Viraaj
"Yes, perhaps I shouldn't have, but oh well" - Kate

"You're my guinea pigs, I'm sorry for this but it's fun for me to see you suffer a bit" - Kate

"A lazy student is almost an ex-student as far as I'm concerned" - Kate
Good good.

Um, yes.

24/05/07
"Who's that man with the testicles on his face?" - Tash
She really meant tentacles (Davy Jones) but it took a while for her to figure out what she said/why we were all laughing, and rephrase it. Aww, bless, I love Tash :P.

POTC3:
*In the midst of fighting (being married by Barbossa) - shouting*
"Do you take me as your husband?!" - Will
"Yes!" - Elizabeth
"... Great!" - Will

From a while ago?:

"Actually this is strange, you're going to start from question 1" - Mills

"We're not going yet, put your stuff away" - Mills
He meant - don't put your stuff away, lol.

Forced to catch up on Dan vids...

Lol, only really got quotes from one vid as I didn't really think about it whilst watching the others. Oh well. X

ALL QUOTES FROM DAN:

"I do think this is a bit of a man game, so for all you men out there I think you'll enjoy it. Just for men... and violent women *knowing nod*"

"It was just one of those typical bang bang games.. with the, the bang bang"
Waving hands about like 'guns' throughout quote

"I don't see what the fuss is all about, but I guess that men do like big guns... boys will be boys, again, a man's game, Dans not included"
Following on from the previous quote.

"Rayman has decided that bunny should be kicked. What kind of message are you sending to our children? The children we're never going to have!"

"All I keep thinking when I hear the name of this is 'rub a dub dub, three men in a tub', why? because it's called rub a dub!"

"but when you see the duck fall off the edge like that... you can't help but want to do it again"

"aww... killing ducks"

"Ducks are people too"

"You're my security blanket" - Dan
"Well you'll have to sleep with me then" - Nat
Dan's comment: Smooth Nat

Quite a bit older - not sure from when:
"So you're allowed to smoke in the park but not if, like, the park has a... ceiling" - Rai

"There's nothing worse than a *insert word from list below here* student" - Kate
List: lazy, time-wasting, banging; there are more but I don't really remember them - anyone remember more?
This is the terrible Kate quote, used repetitively, again and again and again and again and... well you get the picture.

"I want to eat myself, that's bad" - Kat 2 (and her tasty lipgloss)

"It's gotta be good if it's got a prostitute in it" - Dan/Hazel (we both said it at different times) - talking about films
We then watched 'The Wedding Date', excellent film.

"Ok, and that makes me a retard" - Mills
Lol, he thought I'd done it wrong when really I hadn't - it was in degrees, not radians.

"4÷2 is 8!" - Mills
"Just wait! Chris is on a roll" - Graham

"If I'm in a bad mood I'll eat an apple" - Dan, on healthy eating

"I still think it's a jolly good night for a murder" - Hastings, from 'Murder in the Mews' - Poirot

18/05/07
"A lot of trees have died so that you could have these revision packs, please make sure their deaths were not in vain" - Kate

*To the tune of 'Close to You' by the Carpenters - say the 'Jeremy' bit quickly*
"Why does Jade fancy Jeremy so, even though, he says no" - Rai
*end song*
"'cause she's a rapist" - Jeremy
"Aw, you're just hiding your own feelings" - Jade
"For Jeremy?" - Rai
"Yeah" - Jade
"It's so true" - Rai
:P

"I was just going to see his penis but it was really good!" - Faye about Equus
Lol, reading this quote it sounds like she's saying the penis was really good not the play. But it's the play she meant if you didn't know.

"Yeah, everyone either pretended to be gay, loved the Nazis or cut themselves" - Jeremy, commenting on the 'categories' of his secondary school
...
"Yeah, I was a gay, nazi-loving cutter" - Jeremy
Lol

"I long to be tortured by someone named Charisse but I can see that you do not share my taste" - Henry, from 'The Time Traveller's wife'
Very good book.

03/05/07
"The Hazel-Ann, sounds like a pub" - Jacqueline
"Great, my name sounds like a pub..." - Hazel
"Or a ship of some kind" - Jacqueline

24/01/07
"And that's what we're going to do, unless we do something else" - Mills

I know that I have a couple more quotes somewhere on a piece of cardboard under a running out pad of refill but I'm not sure where I put it... well, when I find it they'll go on here too...

09/05/07
"Yes, it's horrible, it reminds me of you" - Mills
I think this was aimed at Sedgie but it could have just been a general comment to the class

It appears I haven't put these on yet...
From last week:
"Well, Dan was here *waves to the left of her* and forgetting I had this arm *points to left arm* I tried to hit Dan with my other arm and ended up hitting myself" - Emma
Lol, Dan had actually already told me this story and been very amused by it

"I still want to create that machine to zap annoying students" - Kate
"Why don't you?" - Viraaj
"Because A. it's illegal, and B. I don't know how" - Kate

Josh's 'practical' comment on the situation:
"You can just ask me and I'll slap him around the head" - Josh

Rai's birthday :o

08/05/07

"... because psychology is weird and wonderful and vague" - Paula

"We're the best table in the world; if a table could fly, it'd be ours" - Matt
Lol, yeah, we're the best...

"sec²x = tan²x + 1; and just for fun we could do this..." - Mills
...
"This is the highlight of my day" - Graham
...
*in a mundane tone*
"I can't contain my excitement." - Greg
"Oh yes, I can hear it in your voice." - Graham

"Sedgie" - Mills
"Hello" - Sedgie
"Shut up" - Mills
"Okay" - Sedgie
Usual maths interaction.

Evening - Rai's birthday thingy

""There's so much chicken in this chicken!" - Kat (a different one)

"Why don't you just keep digging that hole, you might tunnel out" - Danica

Side note: Met Danica and Bethany today and they're both lovely :)

"Mary-Kate and Ashley, who played Michelle, were great. I miss them, I love them, and I need to borrow some money from them." - John Stamos

MSN Convo... mm, sheep

"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I'm running away now
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
no u're not!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
Yes I am
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
bad HAZIEL!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
HAZIIIIIIIEEEEEL
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I need to do revision!!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
NOOOOOOO
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
GOOD HAZEL :(
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
And then I need sleeeep and stuff
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
thought tht sed sheep then
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
I wondered why you needed sheep
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
:P
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
surely tht shud go in the book which doesn't exist anymore

More for Today

"Thank God I'm an atheist" - Carol, looking back at Dan's oxymoron quote (18/10/06) and thinking of another one

Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"

23/04/07
*talking about equus which Faye saw at the weekend*
"So why did he get naked anyway?" - Matt
"He was gonna have sex with this girl but then he didn't because obviously he fancies me" - Faye

"Oh... I solved a problem which is apparently unsolvable" - Sedgie
The mathematical genius? lol


24/04/07
From my computing teacher Kate:
"It is a bit warm in here so if anyone wants to open a window then feel free... also, if you want to follow it up by jumping out of it, again, feel free"

"There are too many happy students, can't have that; this is not a fun course, I feel very suspicious about happy students"

I <3 Tannya

"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" - Tannya
A less threatening version of the dreaded 'We need to talk'

London, baby!

20/04/07
*holding her travelcard*
"Look! It's curved!" - Kat
"It's Curt?" - Dan and Hazel simultaneously
"Yes, Curt's been in my bra for the last few hours" - Kat

"Let's stop talking about how I'm going to die now" - Hazel
Oh the great topics we have, lol.

"Hey look! It's the London Pie!" - Dan
"The London Pie?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Dan
* Kat turns around to peer out the window*
"Where?" - Kat

Note to Dan/Kat: If you think of any other quotes from yesterday then please do remind me :). Love you! xxx