23/06/07
"I mean, I'm not a pigeon but... " - Hazel
Lol, not actually sure what this was about - was talking about something in Wolverhampton... ?
Don't know dates - in the last week
Talking about the new programming language the computing students will use starting now.
"The reason for that is that VB.net can write programs which could actually hack into the system" - Kate
*various - 'ooh cool' noises*
"Why do you tell us this?" - Viraaj
"Yes, perhaps I shouldn't have, but oh well" - Kate
"You're my guinea pigs, I'm sorry for this but it's fun for me to see you suffer a bit" - Kate
"A lazy student is almost an ex-student as far as I'm concerned" - Kate
Good good.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
Um, yes.
24/05/07
"Who's that man with the testicles on his face?" - Tash
She really meant tentacles (Davy Jones) but it took a while for her to figure out what she said/why we were all laughing, and rephrase it. Aww, bless, I love Tash :P.
POTC3:
*In the midst of fighting (being married by Barbossa) - shouting*
"Do you take me as your husband?!" - Will
"Yes!" - Elizabeth
"... Great!" - Will
From a while ago?:
"Actually this is strange, you're going to start from question 1" - Mills
"We're not going yet, put your stuff away" - Mills
He meant - don't put your stuff away, lol.
"Who's that man with the testicles on his face?" - Tash
She really meant tentacles (Davy Jones) but it took a while for her to figure out what she said/why we were all laughing, and rephrase it. Aww, bless, I love Tash :P.
POTC3:
*In the midst of fighting (being married by Barbossa) - shouting*
"Do you take me as your husband?!" - Will
"Yes!" - Elizabeth
"... Great!" - Will
From a while ago?:
"Actually this is strange, you're going to start from question 1" - Mills
"We're not going yet, put your stuff away" - Mills
He meant - don't put your stuff away, lol.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Forced to catch up on Dan vids...
Lol, only really got quotes from one vid as I didn't really think about it whilst watching the others. Oh well. X
ALL QUOTES FROM DAN:
"I do think this is a bit of a man game, so for all you men out there I think you'll enjoy it. Just for men... and violent women *knowing nod*"
"It was just one of those typical bang bang games.. with the, the bang bang"
Waving hands about like 'guns' throughout quote
"I don't see what the fuss is all about, but I guess that men do like big guns... boys will be boys, again, a man's game, Dans not included"
Following on from the previous quote.
"Rayman has decided that bunny should be kicked. What kind of message are you sending to our children? The children we're never going to have!"
"All I keep thinking when I hear the name of this is 'rub a dub dub, three men in a tub', why? because it's called rub a dub!"
"but when you see the duck fall off the edge like that... you can't help but want to do it again"
"aww... killing ducks"
"Ducks are people too"
ALL QUOTES FROM DAN:
"I do think this is a bit of a man game, so for all you men out there I think you'll enjoy it. Just for men... and violent women *knowing nod*"
"It was just one of those typical bang bang games.. with the, the bang bang"
Waving hands about like 'guns' throughout quote
"I don't see what the fuss is all about, but I guess that men do like big guns... boys will be boys, again, a man's game, Dans not included"
Following on from the previous quote.
"Rayman has decided that bunny should be kicked. What kind of message are you sending to our children? The children we're never going to have!"
"All I keep thinking when I hear the name of this is 'rub a dub dub, three men in a tub', why? because it's called rub a dub!"
"but when you see the duck fall off the edge like that... you can't help but want to do it again"
"aww... killing ducks"
"Ducks are people too"
Sunday, May 20, 2007
"You're my security blanket" - Dan
"Well you'll have to sleep with me then" - Nat
Dan's comment: Smooth Nat
Quite a bit older - not sure from when:
"So you're allowed to smoke in the park but not if, like, the park has a... ceiling" - Rai
"There's nothing worse than a *insert word from list below here* student" - Kate
List: lazy, time-wasting, banging; there are more but I don't really remember them - anyone remember more?
This is the terrible Kate quote, used repetitively, again and again and again and again and... well you get the picture.
"I want to eat myself, that's bad" - Kat 2 (and her tasty lipgloss)
"It's gotta be good if it's got a prostitute in it" - Dan/Hazel (we both said it at different times) - talking about films
We then watched 'The Wedding Date', excellent film.
"Ok, and that makes me a retard" - Mills
Lol, he thought I'd done it wrong when really I hadn't - it was in degrees, not radians.
"4÷2 is 8!" - Mills
"Just wait! Chris is on a roll" - Graham
"If I'm in a bad mood I'll eat an apple" - Dan, on healthy eating
"I still think it's a jolly good night for a murder" - Hastings, from 'Murder in the Mews' - Poirot
18/05/07
"A lot of trees have died so that you could have these revision packs, please make sure their deaths were not in vain" - Kate
*To the tune of 'Close to You' by the Carpenters - say the 'Jeremy' bit quickly*
"Why does Jade fancy Jeremy so, even though, he says no" - Rai
*end song*
"'cause she's a rapist" - Jeremy
"Aw, you're just hiding your own feelings" - Jade
"For Jeremy?" - Rai
"Yeah" - Jade
"It's so true" - Rai
:P
"I was just going to see his penis but it was really good!" - Faye about Equus
Lol, reading this quote it sounds like she's saying the penis was really good not the play. But it's the play she meant if you didn't know.
"Yeah, everyone either pretended to be gay, loved the Nazis or cut themselves" - Jeremy, commenting on the 'categories' of his secondary school
...
"Yeah, I was a gay, nazi-loving cutter" - Jeremy
Lol
"I long to be tortured by someone named Charisse but I can see that you do not share my taste" - Henry, from 'The Time Traveller's wife'
Very good book.
03/05/07
"The Hazel-Ann, sounds like a pub" - Jacqueline
"Great, my name sounds like a pub..." - Hazel
"Or a ship of some kind" - Jacqueline
24/01/07
"And that's what we're going to do, unless we do something else" - Mills
I know that I have a couple more quotes somewhere on a piece of cardboard under a running out pad of refill but I'm not sure where I put it... well, when I find it they'll go on here too...
"Well you'll have to sleep with me then" - Nat
Dan's comment: Smooth Nat
Quite a bit older - not sure from when:
"So you're allowed to smoke in the park but not if, like, the park has a... ceiling" - Rai
"There's nothing worse than a *insert word from list below here* student" - Kate
List: lazy, time-wasting, banging; there are more but I don't really remember them - anyone remember more?
This is the terrible Kate quote, used repetitively, again and again and again and again and... well you get the picture.
"I want to eat myself, that's bad" - Kat 2 (and her tasty lipgloss)
"It's gotta be good if it's got a prostitute in it" - Dan/Hazel (we both said it at different times) - talking about films
We then watched 'The Wedding Date', excellent film.
"Ok, and that makes me a retard" - Mills
Lol, he thought I'd done it wrong when really I hadn't - it was in degrees, not radians.
"4÷2 is 8!" - Mills
"Just wait! Chris is on a roll" - Graham
"If I'm in a bad mood I'll eat an apple" - Dan, on healthy eating
"I still think it's a jolly good night for a murder" - Hastings, from 'Murder in the Mews' - Poirot
18/05/07
"A lot of trees have died so that you could have these revision packs, please make sure their deaths were not in vain" - Kate
*To the tune of 'Close to You' by the Carpenters - say the 'Jeremy' bit quickly*
"Why does Jade fancy Jeremy so, even though, he says no" - Rai
*end song*
"'cause she's a rapist" - Jeremy
"Aw, you're just hiding your own feelings" - Jade
"For Jeremy?" - Rai
"Yeah" - Jade
"It's so true" - Rai
:P
"I was just going to see his penis but it was really good!" - Faye about Equus
Lol, reading this quote it sounds like she's saying the penis was really good not the play. But it's the play she meant if you didn't know.
"Yeah, everyone either pretended to be gay, loved the Nazis or cut themselves" - Jeremy, commenting on the 'categories' of his secondary school
...
"Yeah, I was a gay, nazi-loving cutter" - Jeremy
Lol
"I long to be tortured by someone named Charisse but I can see that you do not share my taste" - Henry, from 'The Time Traveller's wife'
Very good book.
03/05/07
"The Hazel-Ann, sounds like a pub" - Jacqueline
"Great, my name sounds like a pub..." - Hazel
"Or a ship of some kind" - Jacqueline
24/01/07
"And that's what we're going to do, unless we do something else" - Mills
I know that I have a couple more quotes somewhere on a piece of cardboard under a running out pad of refill but I'm not sure where I put it... well, when I find it they'll go on here too...
Friday, May 11, 2007
09/05/07
"Yes, it's horrible, it reminds me of you" - Mills
I think this was aimed at Sedgie but it could have just been a general comment to the class
It appears I haven't put these on yet...
From last week:
"Well, Dan was here *waves to the left of her* and forgetting I had this arm *points to left arm* I tried to hit Dan with my other arm and ended up hitting myself" - Emma
Lol, Dan had actually already told me this story and been very amused by it
"I still want to create that machine to zap annoying students" - Kate
"Why don't you?" - Viraaj
"Because A. it's illegal, and B. I don't know how" - Kate
Josh's 'practical' comment on the situation:
"You can just ask me and I'll slap him around the head" - Josh
"Yes, it's horrible, it reminds me of you" - Mills
I think this was aimed at Sedgie but it could have just been a general comment to the class
It appears I haven't put these on yet...
From last week:
"Well, Dan was here *waves to the left of her* and forgetting I had this arm *points to left arm* I tried to hit Dan with my other arm and ended up hitting myself" - Emma
Lol, Dan had actually already told me this story and been very amused by it
"I still want to create that machine to zap annoying students" - Kate
"Why don't you?" - Viraaj
"Because A. it's illegal, and B. I don't know how" - Kate
Josh's 'practical' comment on the situation:
"You can just ask me and I'll slap him around the head" - Josh
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Rai's birthday :o
08/05/07
"... because psychology is weird and wonderful and vague" - Paula
"We're the best table in the world; if a table could fly, it'd be ours" - Matt
Lol, yeah, we're the best...
"sec2x = tan2x + 1; and just for fun we could do this..." - Mills
...
"This is the highlight of my day" - Graham
...
*in a mundane tone*
"I can't contain my excitement." - Greg
"Oh yes, I can hear it in your voice." - Graham
"Sedgie" - Mills
"Hello" - Sedgie
"Shut up" - Mills
"Okay" - Sedgie
Usual maths interaction.
Evening - Rai's birthday thingy
""There's so much chicken in this chicken!" - Kat (a different one)
"Why don't you just keep digging that hole, you might tunnel out" - Danica
Side note: Met Danica and Bethany today and they're both lovely :)
"... because psychology is weird and wonderful and vague" - Paula
"We're the best table in the world; if a table could fly, it'd be ours" - Matt
Lol, yeah, we're the best...
"sec2x = tan2x + 1; and just for fun we could do this..." - Mills
...
"This is the highlight of my day" - Graham
...
*in a mundane tone*
"I can't contain my excitement." - Greg
"Oh yes, I can hear it in your voice." - Graham
"Sedgie" - Mills
"Hello" - Sedgie
"Shut up" - Mills
"Okay" - Sedgie
Usual maths interaction.
Evening - Rai's birthday thingy
""There's so much chicken in this chicken!" - Kat (a different one)
"Why don't you just keep digging that hole, you might tunnel out" - Danica
Side note: Met Danica and Bethany today and they're both lovely :)
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Thursday, April 26, 2007
MSN Convo... mm, sheep
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I'm running away now
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
no u're not!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
Yes I am
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
bad HAZIEL!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
HAZIIIIIIIEEEEEL
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I need to do revision!!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
NOOOOOOO
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
GOOD HAZEL :(
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
And then I need sleeeep and stuff
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
thought tht sed sheep then
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
I wondered why you needed sheep
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
:P
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
surely tht shud go in the book which doesn't exist anymore
I'm running away now
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
no u're not!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
Yes I am
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
bad HAZIEL!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
HAZIIIIIIIEEEEEL
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I need to do revision!!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
NOOOOOOO
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
GOOD HAZEL :(
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
And then I need sleeeep and stuff
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
thought tht sed sheep then
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
I wondered why you needed sheep
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
:P
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
surely tht shud go in the book which doesn't exist anymore
More for Today
"Thank God I'm an atheist" - Carol, looking back at Dan's oxymoron quote (18/10/06) and thinking of another one
Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"
Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"
23/04/07
*talking about equus which Faye saw at the weekend*
"So why did he get naked anyway?" - Matt
"He was gonna have sex with this girl but then he didn't because obviously he fancies me" - Faye
"Oh... I solved a problem which is apparently unsolvable" - Sedgie
The mathematical genius? lol
24/04/07
From my computing teacher Kate:
"It is a bit warm in here so if anyone wants to open a window then feel free... also, if you want to follow it up by jumping out of it, again, feel free"
"There are too many happy students, can't have that; this is not a fun course, I feel very suspicious about happy students"
*talking about equus which Faye saw at the weekend*
"So why did he get naked anyway?" - Matt
"He was gonna have sex with this girl but then he didn't because obviously he fancies me" - Faye
"Oh... I solved a problem which is apparently unsolvable" - Sedgie
The mathematical genius? lol
24/04/07
From my computing teacher Kate:
"It is a bit warm in here so if anyone wants to open a window then feel free... also, if you want to follow it up by jumping out of it, again, feel free"
"There are too many happy students, can't have that; this is not a fun course, I feel very suspicious about happy students"
Saturday, April 21, 2007
I <3 Tannya
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" - Tannya
A less threatening version of the dreaded 'We need to talk'
A less threatening version of the dreaded 'We need to talk'
London, baby!
20/04/07
*holding her travelcard*
"Look! It's curved!" - Kat
"It's Curt?" - Dan and Hazel simultaneously
"Yes, Curt's been in my bra for the last few hours" - Kat
"Let's stop talking about how I'm going to die now" - Hazel
Oh the great topics we have, lol.
"Hey look! It's the London Pie!" - Dan
"The London Pie?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Dan
* Kat turns around to peer out the window*
"Where?" - Kat
Note to Dan/Kat: If you think of any other quotes from yesterday then please do remind me :). Love you! xxx
*holding her travelcard*
"Look! It's curved!" - Kat
"It's Curt?" - Dan and Hazel simultaneously
"Yes, Curt's been in my bra for the last few hours" - Kat
"Let's stop talking about how I'm going to die now" - Hazel
Oh the great topics we have, lol.
"Hey look! It's the London Pie!" - Dan
"The London Pie?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Dan
* Kat turns around to peer out the window*
"Where?" - Kat
Note to Dan/Kat: If you think of any other quotes from yesterday then please do remind me :). Love you! xxx
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
I lack the profound intellect to think of a witty title?
"I lack the profound intellect to think of an enthralling screen name" - Anna's screen name
"Another pastime we enjoyed was Cluedo, the board game which looks at the lighter side of psychopathic serial killing" - Off "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"
December '06 (Off a youtube blog of Dan's which I didn't see til now)
"My parents walked up a hill, I just thought you should know that as they thought I should know that apparently"
"I put my keys in the fridge the other day, as you do, because I wanted to keep them fresh ... really it's because I had some kitchen foil left from the disaster with the chicken"
I really don't understand the logic... ? but it is sort of amusing.
"You should see my artisticness when I'm wrapping my christmas presents; they're... interesting. For anyone who recieves them, you now know why they look like *gestures awkwardly with hands* those hand gestures you just saw"
Good Times
"Another pastime we enjoyed was Cluedo, the board game which looks at the lighter side of psychopathic serial killing" - Off "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"
December '06 (Off a youtube blog of Dan's which I didn't see til now)
"My parents walked up a hill, I just thought you should know that as they thought I should know that apparently"
"I put my keys in the fridge the other day, as you do, because I wanted to keep them fresh ... really it's because I had some kitchen foil left from the disaster with the chicken"
I really don't understand the logic... ? but it is sort of amusing.
"You should see my artisticness when I'm wrapping my christmas presents; they're... interesting. For anyone who recieves them, you now know why they look like *gestures awkwardly with hands* those hand gestures you just saw"
Good Times
Saturday, March 31, 2007
What my mother doesn't know
This is a page from the book What my mother doesn't know (a story of love and confusion) by Sonya Sones. It's an awesome book and very unusual as each page is written kind of differently like a poem or something. It's very cool.
"Shadow Play
We've turned off all the lights
in the living room
to make hand shadows.
We've got this
big flashlight
aimed at the wall.
I make the silhouette of my hand
into a duck.
Robin makes his into a rabbit.
Now my duck kisses his rabbit
And--POOF!--it turns into
a turkey.
And for some reason
this strikes us as hysterically funny.
But you probably had to be there"
"Shadow Play
We've turned off all the lights
in the living room
to make hand shadows.
We've got this
big flashlight
aimed at the wall.
I make the silhouette of my hand
into a duck.
Robin makes his into a rabbit.
Now my duck kisses his rabbit
And--POOF!--it turns into
a turkey.
And for some reason
this strikes us as hysterically funny.
But you probably had to be there"
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Hello
19/03/07
"I like these formulas best of all" - Mills
Ah, maths teachers
"Move, you bloody peroxide princess" - Ellis , to Scott
Scott had been holding the door shut with his foot - or attempting to anyway.
"Are you sure you're not a lesbian?" - Dan
"I'm not a lesbian" - Nat
"How about now?" - Dan
"I like these formulas best of all" - Mills
Ah, maths teachers
"Move, you bloody peroxide princess" - Ellis , to Scott
Scott had been holding the door shut with his foot - or attempting to anyway.
"Are you sure you're not a lesbian?" - Dan
"I'm not a lesbian" - Nat
"How about now?" - Dan
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Mmm.. abuse
13/03/07
"Yes, it would by child cruelty but it would be worth it" - Kate
Ahh, even the teachers are violent :P
"If I was going to go to prison I might as well go the whole way and actually kill someone!" - Kate
Isn't this inspirational and moral 'advice' to pass on to your students! lol
*Rian holds up a mini whiteboard with the words "I'm with stupid" and a line (which Jacqueline points out is actually pointing towards him - so he readjusts it to point to Beki - who points it back at him)*
"'I'm with'? Should that be 'I am'? ... sorry, couldn't help it" - Greg
"Don't worry, I've got plenty on you mate" - Rian
"Yes, it would by child cruelty but it would be worth it" - Kate
Ahh, even the teachers are violent :P
"If I was going to go to prison I might as well go the whole way and actually kill someone!" - Kate
Isn't this inspirational and moral 'advice' to pass on to your students! lol
*Rian holds up a mini whiteboard with the words "I'm with stupid" and a line (which Jacqueline points out is actually pointing towards him - so he readjusts it to point to Beki - who points it back at him)*
"'I'm with'? Should that be 'I am'? ... sorry, couldn't help it" - Greg
"Don't worry, I've got plenty on you mate" - Rian
Monday, March 12, 2007
"I miss people sometimes but my aim is improving"
12/03/07
"Can you tell me what to put there, Dopey?" - Mills
"Umm... some numbers" - Sedgie, aka Dopey
Ahh maths... we are such an intelligent lot :P
"Please, just give me a sine!" - Greg in Maths
NB: May have been inspired by a comment from another class member...
"Can you tell me what to put there, Dopey?" - Mills
"Umm... some numbers" - Sedgie, aka Dopey
Ahh maths... we are such an intelligent lot :P
"Please, just give me a sine!" - Greg in Maths
NB: May have been inspired by a comment from another class member...
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