"Snow is my favourite type of precipitation" - Matt
"Hey you, sexy church, stop doing that" - Carol, paraphrasing Paul
"Do these onions taste juggled to you?" - Harly
As you can probably guess, we'd been juggling the onions...
"You have a sticker on you" - Jess
"Yes, I'm for general use" - Alex (tutor)
Someone decided to put the stickers from the machines on our tutors - another tutor was apparently 'for trained use only'.
From films:
“I don’t know, I think maybe she’s not your type” - Scott
“Girl is my type” – John Tucker
“... All these squishy parents nowadays wanting to be friends with their kids. Kids don’t need more friends, they need old, scary people to intimidate them!” – Mr Stratford