"Doesn’t she remind you of a dinner lady? Like, a really posh one" – Alex C
"Kind of like a dinner lady but Mrs Doubtfire all the way" – Neesha
"With some kind of massive drug intake" - Abbie
I also found a quote from one of the Twilight books, probably Eclipse. I'll probably note down more quotes from the Twilight series at some point, next time I read them.
“Does that mean that he’s a better kisser than I am?” Jacob asked, suddenly glum.
“I really couldn’t say, Jake. Edward is the only person I’ve ever kissed.”
“Besides me”
“But I don’t count that as a kiss, Jacob. I think of it more as an assault.”