Thursday, April 26, 2007

MSN Convo... mm, sheep

"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I'm running away now
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
no u're not!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
Yes I am
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
bad HAZIEL!
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
HAZIIIIIIIEEEEEL
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
I need to do revision!!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
NOOOOOOO
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
GOOD HAZEL :(
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
And then I need sleeeep and stuff
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
thought tht sed sheep then
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
lol!
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
I wondered why you needed sheep
"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" says:
:P
Dan. They May Believe You But I Never Will says:
surely tht shud go in the book which doesn't exist anymore

More for Today

"Thank God I'm an atheist" - Carol, looking back at Dan's oxymoron quote (18/10/06) and thinking of another one

Given to me by Dan - names please?
"I'm not talking to Kirsty"
"Why?"
"Because I shot someone in her dream and she told me she would report me"
23/04/07
*talking about equus which Faye saw at the weekend*
"So why did he get naked anyway?" - Matt
"He was gonna have sex with this girl but then he didn't because obviously he fancies me" - Faye

"Oh... I solved a problem which is apparently unsolvable" - Sedgie
The mathematical genius? lol


24/04/07
From my computing teacher Kate:
"It is a bit warm in here so if anyone wants to open a window then feel free... also, if you want to follow it up by jumping out of it, again, feel free"

"There are too many happy students, can't have that; this is not a fun course, I feel very suspicious about happy students"

Saturday, April 21, 2007

I <3 Tannya

"I believe we should have a discussion with tea and biscuits... and cakes" - Tannya
A less threatening version of the dreaded 'We need to talk'

London, baby!

20/04/07
*holding her travelcard*
"Look! It's curved!" - Kat
"It's Curt?" - Dan and Hazel simultaneously
"Yes, Curt's been in my bra for the last few hours" - Kat

"Let's stop talking about how I'm going to die now" - Hazel
Oh the great topics we have, lol.

"Hey look! It's the London Pie!" - Dan
"The London Pie?" - Hazel
"Yeah" - Dan
* Kat turns around to peer out the window*
"Where?" - Kat

Note to Dan/Kat: If you think of any other quotes from yesterday then please do remind me :). Love you! xxx

Saturday, April 14, 2007

"Your sister makes me laugh like a goat" - Dan, to Hazel (from ages ago)
Not sure quite how goats laugh, but okay then...

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

I lack the profound intellect to think of a witty title?

"I lack the profound intellect to think of an enthralling screen name" - Anna's screen name

"Another pastime we enjoyed was Cluedo, the board game which looks at the lighter side of psychopathic serial killing" - Off "I'm sorry I haven't a clue"

December '06 (Off a youtube blog of Dan's which I didn't see til now)

"My parents walked up a hill, I just thought you should know that as they thought I should know that apparently"

"I put my keys in the fridge the other day, as you do, because I wanted to keep them fresh ... really it's because I had some kitchen foil left from the disaster with the chicken"
I really don't understand the logic... ? but it is sort of amusing.

"You should see my artisticness when I'm wrapping my christmas presents; they're... interesting. For anyone who recieves them, you now know why they look like *gestures awkwardly with hands* those hand gestures you just saw"

Good Times